RegretCraft – Should’ve Started Sooner

Started, living in the present, missed opportunities, moving forward, Shouldve

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server sooner? Well, fear not, because our server is here to fulfill all your blocky dreams!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and secret dungeons guarded by evil chickens.

Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely out of TNT or ride a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

So why wait? Join our server now and start living your best Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where all the creepers are friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties.

Eternal Quests 1.21.2

Stereotypes, Quests, discrimination, ETERNAL, 1.21.2

Yo, bro, listen up! If you wanna be a middle aged, kinda slow-looking black dude and score yourself a hot Latina girlfriend, then you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! I know it sounds cray-cray, but trust me, it’s the key to unlocking that spicy senorita’s heart.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and just being your fabulous self in this server, when suddenly, BAM! You catch the eye of a gorgeous Latina player who can’t resist your charm. She’ll be all over you like a creeper on a noob, bro.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become the middle aged, slightly slow-looking black dude of your dreams. Who knows, you might just find your Latina queen waiting for you in the pixelated world of Minecraft. It’s a wild ride, but hey, love knows no bounds, am I right? Let’s get it, bro!

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New Server IP
RichCraft: 50/50 Split LOL

income gap, trust fund, AITAH, finances, wealth

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where splitting expenses is as easy as building a block house! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating financial discussions with your virtual partner.

On our server, you can earn virtual diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for those trust fund players who have multi-millions in their inventory! Will you be able to save enough for emergencies or will you be left without a safety net?

Experience the excitement of splitting things 50/50, even when you earn significantly more than your in-game partner. And don’t worry about the gap between your incomes growing over time, because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for a chance to negotiate prenups and keep your virtual income and assets separate from your partner’s family wealth. It’s like playing Minecraft, but with a financial twist! So come on, join our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to navigate the world of finances in the most lolzy way possible!

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New Server IP
JavaJoltless Minecraft SMP

breakfast options, green tea, energy boosters, smp, JavaJoltless

Yo, so like, if you’re not on this Minecraft SMP, then how do you even wake up in the morning, bro? Like, this server is the ultimate wake-up call, except instead of an annoying alarm clock, it’s a creeper blowing up your house! And don’t even get me started on the coffee, man. We don’t need that stuff here, we just chug potions of swiftness and jump around like crazy fools. Join us if you wanna start your day off with a bang, literally!

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New Server IP
NoobCraftPro

Incompetence, inadequateness, everyday tasks, Struggles, Challenges

Are you a total noob at Minecraft? Can’t even build a dirt hut without it collapsing on you? Then you need to join our server ASAP! We specialize in helping players who are hilariously bad at the game. We’ve got a team of expert builders who will hold your hand every step of the way, whether you’re trying to craft a simple pickaxe or take on the Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. Join them in their quest for world domination (or at least a really good chicken coop).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts helpful and absurd, look no further. Join us today and prepare to laugh your way to victory!

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New Server IP
CraftySyrianLebBond

diplomatic relations, long-term strategic relations, regional cooperation, Arab nations, foreign policy

haha join dis minecraft server, it’s like syria and lebanon pledging long-term strategic relations after assad got kicked out, except we ain’t kicking nobody out, we all friends here! come build epic castles and battle dragons with us, it’s gonna be lit fam! plus, we got a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s gonna be wild yo! so join now and be part of the craziest adventure ever, you won’t regret it!

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New Server IP

RegretCraft – Should’ve Started Sooner

Eternal Quests 1.21.2

RichCraft: 50/50 Split LOL

JavaJoltless Minecraft SMP

NoobCraftPro

CraftySyrianLebBond