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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 5368 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Do you regret not joining our Minecraft server sooner? Well, buckle up buttercup because you’re in for a wild ride! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots diamond swords out of its horn.
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and even befriend a creeper who tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build a castle made entirely of cheese or dive into a pool of lava and emerge unscathed (Disclaimer: please don’t actually try this).
So say goodbye to your regrets and hello to the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun.
