RegretCraft: NoRespawns | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that was so epic, it made you question all your life choices? Well, fear not, because our server is here to make sure you never have to live with that regret again!

Join us for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against evil mobs to building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend this explosive specter? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to regret forever!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
New Chunks Explored:	651997	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

KremlinCraft: Missile Mayhem!

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OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a war zone up in here! We got Russian weapons depot blowin’ up left and right, North Korean missiles flyin’ everywhere, and Ukraine’s military goin’ bonkers! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join now before you miss out on all the explosive fun! 🚀💣🔥

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Play Outside Now – No More Obesity

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HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U WHY U SHOULD!

SO, LIKE, RESEARCH SAYS THAT KIDS WHO PLAY OUTSIDE WHEN THEY’RE LITTLE HAVE LESS CHANCE OF BECOMING CHONKY LATER ON! YEAH, LIKE, 15% LESS CHANCE! SO, IF U WANNA STAY FIT AND FABULOUS, JOIN OUR SERVER AND RUN AROUND LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!

ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT PLAYING MINECRAFT CAN MAKE U SMARTER? YEAH, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT BUILDING STUFF IN THE GAME CAN IMPROVE UR BRAINPOWER! SO, COME ON OVER AND BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND STUFF!

OH, AND IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U MIGHT JUST RUN INTO A WILD LLAMA RIDING A CREEPER! YEAH, WE’VE GOT SOME CRAZY STUFF GOIN’ ON HERE! SO, WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? COME JOIN US AND HAVE A BLAST!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Players Killed by Monsters:	1191	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

What is the IP for HALO Minecraft Server?

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HALO is a popular and influential video game franchise developed by Bungie and later 343 Industries. The series follows the adventures of Master Chief, a futuristic super soldier, as he battles alien forces to save humanity from destruction. Known for its engaging gameplay, immersive storytelling, and ground-breaking multiplayer modes, HALO has become a staple in the gaming industry since its debut in 2001. The franchise has spawned numerous sequels, spin-offs, novels, and even a live-action series, making it one of the most beloved and successful sci-fi universes in gaming history.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

”’> Yoo Minecraft Server”

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Ores Mined:	3555
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BedtimeBros

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bedtime rules don’t apply! Join us for a wild night of gaming and staying up late, just like the OP who refused to go to bed when their girlfriend wanted them to.

On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, play games with your friends, and never worry about someone telling you it’s time to sleep. We encourage rebellious behavior and standing up for your right to stay awake!

So come join us and let’s stay up all night, just like the OP who caused a rift in their relationship by refusing to go to bed. Who needs sleep when there’s Minecraft to be played? Join now and be a part of our late-night gaming crew!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

LonelyCraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you long for companionship and shenanigans with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we dance the night away with our pet creepers.

But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly antics and become a legend in our server’s history?

So come on, don’t be a lonely potato in a world of carrots. Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft family you’ll ever meet!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BrokeButHappyCraft

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Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, debating between being broke and happy or rich and miserable? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have the best of both worlds!

Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	877	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

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so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is in the air and Sakura is our queen! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sakura was being attacked by worms and Shinji. But fear not, because on our server, we have magical powers that can protect her from any harm! Plus, we have a special potion that turns worms into friendly pets. Who wouldn’t want a pet worm, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. A dragon that farts rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the laughter never stops. Sakura is waiting for you to save her from those pesky worms, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7034	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Animals Bred:	199
Potions Brewed:	88	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Imagine a world where your ex-girlfriend, who left you in your darkest hour, suddenly comes back into your life after 15 years looking for redemption. Will you forgive her and rebuild your relationship, or will you use this opportunity to exact revenge in the most epic way possible?

Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?

With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	474	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NoKidsAllowedMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	295
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

AnnoyingAF

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Are you tired of your partner’s annoying habits driving you up the wall? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your partner’s quirks don’t exist! Build a virtual paradise where the only thing irritating you is that one creeper who keeps blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot easier to deal with than your partner leaving dirty socks everywhere. So come on, join us and say goodbye to real-life annoyances!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!