RegretCraft: Marriage Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	23
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	9

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9582
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	4688	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Potions Brewed:	43
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Emeralds Found:	4423	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Players Killed by Monsters:	5792
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1178
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	514
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	773
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8528
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	432
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Potions Brewed:	117

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Star Shards Collected:	240
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8027
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1454
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

Players:	104/200	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5