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RevoltCraft: Healthcare Trash, Wealth Inequality, Average American Blues

17th France, activism, American, Average, Average American, Blues, economic disparity, fellow Americans, government accountability, grassroots movement, Healthcare, healthcare reform, income inequality, INEQUALITY, inequality crisis, political corruption, Political unrest, Positive Change, protest movement, RevoltCraft, revolution, social justice, social reform, societal change, Trash, wealth, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	867061
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of the real world being a dumpster fire? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let’s start a revolution against the oppressive mobs and exploitative villagers! Our healthcare may be virtual, but it’s top-notch and free for all players. Plus, with our wealth redistribution system, everyone has a fair shot at diamonds and emeralds. So come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt Minecraft government together! Who needs real-world problems when you can have virtual chaos and fun instead?

MissileCraft: Kim’s Delivery Service

arms race, Conflict, Defense, Delivery, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kims, Military, military technology, MissileCraft, Missiles, North Korea, proliferation, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, service, Ukraine, united nations, weapons

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4301
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u can make missilez? well, this server is liek north korea but without all the bad stuff. we make missilez for russia to use in ukraine. but dont worry, its all in good fun! come join us and help us make the biggest, baddest missilez in all of minecraft. who needs diamonds when u can have missilez, amirite? join now and be part of our top secret operation, itll be a blast! literally.

Seasonal Waifu Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anime, anime character, Anime Community, anime crush, anime fandom, Anime girl, anime girl question, anime lover, anime question, anime season, anime waifu, best girl, favorite character, favorite waifu, fictional character, Fictional crush., Otaku, Quest, Season, Seasonal, waifu, waifu question

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Bro, forget about waifus, join this Minecraft server and build a harem of pixelated chickens instead!

We’ve got more colors of sheep than you can count, it’s like a rainbow threw up all over the place!

And don’t even get me started on the creepers, those little green boogers will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate blend of chaos and creativity!

Resent Japan and Korea Minecraft SMP

Asian neighbors, brotherhood, common heritage, cooperation, Cultural differences, Diplomacy, east asia, forgiveness, historical animosity, international relations, Japan, Korea, long-standing grudges, Minecraft, mutual respect, Peace, reconciliation, regional stability, resent, Resentment, smp, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	193	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	102	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the ultimate battle between Japan and Korea! Will they finally put aside their differences and become like brothers? Or will the rivalry continue to escalate in hilarious and unexpected ways? Join now to find out and be a part of this epic showdown in the world of Minecraft! Plus, we have rare in-game items like magical kimchi swords and sushi armor that you won’t find anywhere else. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and help bring peace (or chaos) to this unique server!

AccomplishedSteve – Minecraft SMP

AccomplishedSteve, accomplishment, Achievements, aspirations, Contentment, dreams, fulfillment, Gratitude, introspection, Legacy, life evaluation, life goals, Minecraft, mortality, personal growth, purpose, Reflection, regrets, satisfaction, self reflection, self worth, smp, success

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Potions Brewed:	86	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Votes:	4609	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9

LOL, imagine dying and being like “Oh no, I didn’t join that epic Minecraft SMP where we ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of Steve with diamond armor!” Like, come on, bro, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most epic server ever. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out diamonds like they’re candy. So, like, join now or forever regret not being part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

TrashFlickzMC

b movie, cheesy movie, cult cinema, cult classic, cult classic movies, cult classics, cult favorite, cult favorites, cult film, cult hit, cult movie, favorite bad movie, garbage movie, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure films, guilty pleasure movie, Hidden Gem, so bad it’s good, TrashFlickzMC, underrated films, underrated movies

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of watching the same old boring movies over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have our very own exclusive movie night every week where we watch the absolute worst, most cringeworthy movies ever made! From cheesy rom-coms to hilariously bad action flicks, we guarantee you’ll have a blast laughing your blocky head off.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Trash Cinema Museum, where you can explore virtual exhibits dedicated to the most infamous flops in film history. Want to see the actual rubber shark from that terrible Jaws knockoff? Or maybe you’d like to take a selfie with the cardboard cutout of the “star” of a forgotten ’80s sci-fi disaster? It’s all here, waiting for you to discover!

So why waste your time on other boring servers when you can join us for a movie experience like no other? Come on in and make your garbage movie dreams come true!

FluCraftDownUndr

Australian, avian flu, child, detect, epidemiology, FluCraftDownUndr, global health, H5N1, health, India, Infectious Disease, influenza, outbreak, pandemic, public health, rare, respiratory illness, scientists, Strain, travel, Virus

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the real world where rare bird flu strains are attacking children who travel to India! on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from the deadly virus and even create a cure using only blocks and redstone! join now and save the world from this crazy epidemic while also building epic structures and battling zombies! don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now!

Enchanted Pixel Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, advice, ANONYMOUS, Appearance, b.., critique, Enchanted, Evaluation, Feedback, feedback request, forum, Girlfriend, girlfriend approval, Honesty, judgment, Online Community, opinion, Personality, PIXEL, Rating, Realm, relationship, social media, Thoughts

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4081
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

Bro, forget about your girlfriend and join this epic Minecraft server where the blocks are hotter than her!

We got creepers that explode like your ex’s drama, and zombies that are more braindead than your last relationship.

Join us for some pixelated fun and forget about real life drama, because on this server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle and trolling your friends.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unlike that last Tinder date you went on.

Vtuber Conspiracies Minecraft SMP

conspiracies, conspiracy theories, digital influencers, internet culture, Internet Mysteries, internet secrets, Minecraft, online communities, online conspiracies, online gossip, online mysteries, online rumors, online speculation, online theories, smp, virtual content creators., virtual entertainment, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community, VTuber fans

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2660
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1341	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Alien Abductions:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we dive deep into the world of vtuber conspiracies! Join us as we uncover the truth behind why all the cows in the game are secretly vtubers in disguise. Rumor has it that if you mine straight down at exactly 3:33 AM, you’ll uncover a secret underground vtuber lair filled with diamond-encrusted microphones. But be careful, because the Ender Dragon is actually a vtuber in disguise trying to steal all our subscribers! So come join us on this wild adventure and uncover the mysteries of the vtuber world in Minecraft!

CarCraft: Petty Cousin Edition

aita, car ownership, car stolen, CarCraft, close family, Communication, cousin, Edition, family, family dynamics, financial agreement, financial difficulty, financial responsibility, log book, loyalty, ownership, parking fine, Petty, sold car, Trust, Understanding, Unpaid

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Void Armor Forged:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3364
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81

Hey there gamers!

So, picture this: you join our Minecraft server and you’re just minding your own business, building your dream castle, when suddenly a wild car appears! Yes, you read that right – a car in Minecraft! And not just any car, but a magical car that can fly and shoot fireworks out of its exhaust pipe. How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! This car comes with a crazy backstory – it was originally owned by a generous player who sold it for a measly £500 to their cousin, only to have it sold again without their knowledge. Now, the new owners are trying to change the ownership details, but the original owner is not having any of it. Drama, betrayal, and parking fines – this car has seen it all!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of driving a flying, firework-shooting car in Minecraft, and maybe even uncover the mystery behind its shady past, then join our server now! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this crazy world. See you there!

LonelyCraft

Boundaries, Burnout, changing priorities, emotional exhaustion, inner peace, introversion, lifestyle changes, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, social exhaustion, societal pressures, solitude

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of dealing with boring, mundane people in your everyday life? Do you just want to escape to a world where you can be all by yourself and not have to worry about socializing? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content without having to deal with pesky humans. No more small talk, no more awkward social interactions – just you and your virtual world.

Our server is the perfect place for introverts, hermits, and anyone who just needs a break from the chaos of the outside world. So come join us and embrace your inner loner – trust us, you won’t regret it!

HeartBeat Haven

absorbed by heart, advanced cardiology, AVEIR device, cardiac device, child pacemaker, cordless pacemaker, dual chamber pacemaker, groundbreaking technology, Haven, heart health, heart implant, heart innovation, Heartbeat, innovative pacemaker, leadless pacemaker, medical technology, Minimally Invasive Surgery, no leads pacemaker, pediatric cardiology, pediatric heart surgery, pediatric medicine, smaller pacemaker

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ores Mined:	1248
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Potions Brewed:	26	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like having a dual chamber leadless pacemaker implanted in a child? Well, look no further, cuz we got the craziest server in town!

Our server is like no other, just like this AVEIR dual chamber device! It’s so different from traditional servers because it’s like 10 times smaller and has no leads or cords… just like how our server is leadless and cordless, baby!

Join us now for a heart-pounding adventure that will have you feeling like you’re implanted with the coolest pacemaker in town. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Let’s get gaming, y’all!

LittleDigPlanet

10+ Year History, Age 25+, Community, Creative Server, creeper, Difficulty, Discord, Dynmap, Enderman, Experience, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, No-Claims, Server, smaller, update, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2973
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	746	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Towns Built:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Rules
Age Requirement: 25+
No Ranks or Moderator positions
No area claim plugins
Started new map on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
World border set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn
Small community with 8-12 players online at peak times
Render view distance set at 32 chunks
Playing on Hard difficulty

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord using the provided link and tell us about yourself before we whitelist you.

Q: Is there an age requirement?

A: Yes, the age requirement is 25+ to join the server.

Q: Are there area claim plugins on the server?

A: No, we do not use area claim plugins on the server.

Q: What is the world border set at?

A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.

Q: How many players are usually online at peak times?

A: We typically have 8-12 players online at peak times.

Q: What is the render view distance set at?

A: The render view distance is set at the maximum of 32 chunks.

Q: Do you use any plugins on the server?

A: We use plugins for grief protection, chat functionality, and other minor enhancements. Please refer to the overview for more details.

EternalCraft Skyrealm 1.20

controversial topics, criminal acts, criminal behavior, cultural acceptance, Cultural differences, cultural norms, EternalCraft, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, Japan, Japanese society, pedophilia, public behavior, public perception, rape, skyrealm, social acceptance, Social Issues, societal norms, societal taboos, taboo subjects, train etiquette

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7771
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	986778

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a land where anything goes! We embrace the chaos and madness of Japan, where you can build and explore without limits.

Forget about societal norms, on our server, you can be as loud as you want on the train and eat while walking without any judgment.

Embrace the freedom to express yourself in the most outrageous ways possible. Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Console Game Breaker Minecraft SMP

Breaker, CIRI, console, console release, controversy, criticism, Disappointment, fan expectations, fan reactions, Flop, Game, game development, game quality, Gaming, industry trends, insanely broken game, Minecraft, MONEY, profit, Sales, smp, video games, Witcher 4, wrong

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5433
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Votes:	8709
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Love Letters Sent:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Towns Built:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring, perfectly functioning servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we release insanely broken games (on console) and still make a bunch of money anyways! Anons still believe that Witcher 4 will flop because of Ciri, but we’re here to prove them wrong with our chaotic and hilarious gameplay. Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches, unexpected twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs a perfectly polished server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see for yourself why we’re the most entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

Players:	92/600	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Enchantments Applied:	252	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5