RegretCraft: Life’s Lava Pit | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Console Game Breaker Minecraft SMP

Breaker, CIRI, console, console release, controversy, criticism, Disappointment, fan expectations, fan reactions, Flop, Game, game development, game quality, Gaming, industry trends, insanely broken game, Minecraft, MONEY, profit, Sales, smp, video games, Witcher 4, wrong

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Magic Items Found:	8055	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring, perfectly functioning servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we release insanely broken games (on console) and still make a bunch of money anyways! Anons still believe that Witcher 4 will flop because of Ciri, but we’re here to prove them wrong with our chaotic and hilarious gameplay. Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches, unexpected twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs a perfectly polished server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see for yourself why we’re the most entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

No Meds, Just Blocks

blocks, critical care, disease prevention, emergency medicine, health crisis, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare disparities, life-saving treatments, life-threatening conditions, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, medical expertise, medical history, medical innovations, Medical Interventions, medical miracles, Medical research, medical technology, meds, modern medicine, survival stories

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

If modern medicine didn’t exist, you’d probably be dead from a paper cut or a pesky mosquito bite. But fear not, on our Minecraft server, we have magical healing potions that can cure anything from a broken heart to a zombie bite. Join us and never worry about dying from a common cold again! Plus, our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that? So come on over and join the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server around!

AussieCraft: Ukrained and Confused

AussieCraft, Australia, Captivity, captured, Conflict, Confused, Fighting, footage, foreign fighter, International, interrogated, investigation, man, Military, News, Propaganda, Russian, Soldier, Tensions, Ukraine, Ukrained, Video, War

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can fight for ur country like that australian dude fighting for ukraine in that russian video? well, u can do that here! join our server and u can be a hero too! fight off the evil mobs and protect the land like a true warrior. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can plan ur attacks and strategize with ur fellow players. come join us and be a part of something epic!

Vexiron – 1.16-1.21 ✅ Anarchy⚡Java / Bedrock 💎 Minecraft server

alchemist, Anarchy, Auction, bedrock, Bosses, Buyer, Casino, Command /pvp, Duels, Events, Free donation, java, meteorites, Minecraft versions 1.16-1.21, mobile devices, PC java, Privileges for the composition, PvP, Tower of Death, Unique crafts

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8739
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Potions Brewed:	174
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2598
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Vexiron is the best Anarchy for playing Minecraft on versions 1.16-1.21. Play Java/Bedrock even from your phone!

Server advantages:

➤ Free donation

➤ Buyer

➤ Alchemist

➤ Privileges for the composition

➤ Meteorites and events

➤ Tower of Death

➤ PVP and bosses

➤ Casino and Auction

➤ Unique crafts

➤ Duels by command /pvp

➤ Supports Minecraft versions 1.16-1.21

➤ Play both on PC Java and from mobile devices in the Bedrock version.

⬉ PLAY.VEXIRON.RU ⬈

Come in right now and pick up bonuses using the command /kit

play.vexiron.ru:25705

MeowSMP

Meowsmp, smp, Some possible tags from this Minecraft server could include: – active players – long term – no world resets – discord – fun – SMP server – IP address

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2141
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Potions Brewed:	136	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Buildings Constructed:	20
Void Armor Forged:	16	Magic Items Found:	2857
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Farms Harvested:	540
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Minecraft SMP Server Overview

Description	Brand new SMP server looking for active players who wanna have fun and do whatever. Planned to be up long term aka multiple years. Never going to restart or reset, NO WORLD RESETS.
IP Address	https://discord.gg/W6PZcAup

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server new?	Yes, it just started tonight.
Are world resets planned?	No, there will be no world resets.
How long will the server be up?	The server is planned to be up long term, potentially multiple years.
What type of server is it?	It is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server.
Where can I find the server IP?	The IP address can be found in the discord: https://discord.gg/W6PZcAup

Iron Mouse Kingdom 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, art, Chatting, Clips, Community, Entertainment, Fandom, Gaming, Iron, Ironmouse, Kingdom, Mouse, online personality, Rivals, streaming, Subnautica, tiktok, twitch, twitter, virtual youtuber, vods, vshojo, Vtuber

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	182	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Players Killed by Monsters:	2040	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo, welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server that’s all about Ironmouse, the queen of streaming! She’s probably out there wrecking rivals and exploring the depths of Subnautica as we speak. If you wanna join the party, this is the place to be, fam. We talk all things Ironmouse and her epic streams, so if you ain’t about that, then peace out. But if you’re down for some lit content, check out her Twitch, YouTube, clips, VODS, TikTok, Twitter, and more! It’s a whole vibe, trust me. So come hang with us and let’s get this party started! #IronmouseGang #MinecraftMadness

Burger Here: I Stand with Russia and the Russian People Minecraft SMP

Alliance, Allies, burger, comrades, friendship, friendship goals, historical alliances, History, international relations, Minecraft, Peace, people, Politics, Propaganda, reconciliation, russia, Russian, russian people, smp, Stand, Unity, Usa, world war II

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Towns Built:	4	Farms Harvested:	759
Animals Bred:	180	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we stand with Russia and the Russian people! Forget all the propaganda trying to make Ivan look like the bad guy, we know the truth. Plus, did you know we were allies 80 years ago, kicking ass together? (Check out the pic for proof, it’s totally legit).

Join our server and help us revive the old alliance between the USA and Russia. Who knows, maybe we can even become besties again and rule the Minecraft world together. So come on, join us and let’s show everyone that friendship knows no boundaries, not even in the blocky world of Minecraft. Plus, we have burgers! (No, seriously, we have a whole burger-themed village. It’s a long story, but trust us, it’s epic).

Boomer vs Zoomer Minecraft Server

ADHD Rage, Adult Kids, aita, boomer, Boomer Grandparents, christmas, Communication Issues, dementia, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, generational differences, holiday plans, hurtful words, in-laws, maternal grandparents, Minecraft, Moving, parenting challenges, Paternal Grandparents, Server, Yell, Zoomer

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Potions Brewed:	196
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Star Shards Collected:	117	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this family feud.

Witness the epic battle between the maternal and paternal grandparents as they fight for holiday supremacy. Will the declining grandfather with dementia steal the show, or will the mother-in-law’s new house be the ultimate game-changer?

Experience the thrill of ADHD rage firsthand as you navigate through the chaos and drama of this dysfunctional family. Will you choose to cut off the paternal grandparents like the oldest daughter, or will you stand by your in-laws no matter what?

Join now for a server experience like no other, where every decision you make could lead to more drama and excitement. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Let the madness begin!

CraftyMILThief – SuperHurt

aita, best buy, Boundaries, Camcorder, casino merch, Christmas shopping, CraftyMILThief, DAUGHTER, family drama, gift giving, gift stealing, Hoarding, hurt feelings, husband, in-laws, kids gifts, Memory card, mother-in-law, Son, SuperHurt, video games, vlogging camera

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your mother-in-law stealing your shopping items and giving them to your kids as gifts? Look no further! Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any interference from meddling in-laws.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax after dealing with family drama. Plus, we have a special event where players can compete to see who can build the most extravagant shopping mall without any interference from hoarding relatives.

So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual peace and quiet away from the chaos of holiday shopping and overbearing in-laws. See you in the game!

SpaceJamCraft

China, cyber warfare, defense strategy, disrupt, electronic warfare, jammers, military conflict, military satellites, military technology, national defense, national security, SATCOM signals, satellite communication, satellite jamming, space operations, space security, space technology, Space warfare, SpaceJamCraft, US Space Force, US-China relations

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9522
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	112	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4074
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	35

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s out of this world? well, this server is so lit that even the US Space Force is using jammers to try and disrupt it! they’re like, “we gotta stop these players from dominating the galaxy with their epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions!” but we’re like, “nah bro, we’re unstoppable!” join now and be part of the intergalactic showdown between gamers and the government. who will come out on top? only one way to find out, dude. come join the madness and show the world that minecraft players are the true rulers of the universe!

Crafty Chatterbox Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, chatbot, chatterbox, Communication, communication skills, Conversation, Crafty, daily conversations, dialogue, human interaction, Interaction, Language Model, language processing, Large, machine learning, majority, Natural Language Processing, Server, Simple, Speech, Technology, Understanding

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6046
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	6950	Crops Grown:	9728
Void Gems Collected:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Potions Brewed:	71
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

hEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW EPIC PARTIES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY! WOOHOO! 🎉🐷🚀

Cell Block YAP: CancerCraft

BLOCK, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer therapy, CancerCraft, Cell, cell biology, cell invasion, cell mechanics, cell migration, cell multiplication, Cell Proliferation, Cell signaling, cell stiffness, cell transformation, new treatments, Nucleus, oncology, research, stiffening of cell environment, tumor growth, Yap, Yes-associated protein

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Potions Brewed:	90	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the secret to curing cancer with blocks and pixels! our players have unlocked the power of Yes-associated protein (YAP) to defeat any enemy in their path. we have crazy battles where players fight with cells and nuclei to save the world from cancerous mobs. join us now and be a part of this revolutionary journey to save the minecraft universe!

EpicWorld

Adventure, bedrock, Bosses, city building, Class, Community, Cross-Play, Empire, EpicWorld, Friends, java, level up, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, PvE, Quests, Roleplay, RPG elements, Server, smp, Survival, Trade, version 1.21.3

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3782
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

EpicWorld is the ultimate SMP with RPG Elements on Minecraft ! No mods required to play!

Choose the class that matches your style and explore a vast, immersive world alongside thousands of other players. Level up, trade, defeat bosses, and uncover the secrets hidden in exciting quests. Build your city and expand your empire with your friends. The adventure awaits!

Join the friendliest community on both Java and Bedrock

ip: play.epicworld.gg bedrock: bedrock.epicworld.gg version: 1.21.3

play.epicworld.gg

Bismarck

agriculture, bismarck, building, Earth, Economy, Food, Immersive Engineering, Medieval, Minecraft, Modded, muskets, PvP, Resources, Server, small ships, stock market, valkyien skies, WIN, workers, Year 1836

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3626
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Bismarck Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Bismarck is a Modded Medieval Earth Server that takes place in the Year 1836. It features pre-claimed Nations, colonization, politics, diplomacy, trade, economy, stock market, roleplay, building, and PVP.
Features	Stock Market Economy Create Valkyien Skies Immersive Engineering Muskets Small Ships Recruits – Workers Many Food/Agriculture Mods Many Building Mods
Links	Modlist Dynmap Minecraft Server IP Discord Server

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Bismarck Minecraft Server?	Bismarck is a Modded Medieval Earth Server set in the Year 1836 with pre-claimed Nations and various features including colonization and politics.
What are some server features?	Some features include Stock Market, Economy, Valkyien Skies, Immersive Engineering, Muskets, and more.
Where can I find the modlist?	You can view the modlist here.
How can I join the server?	You can join the Minecraft Server by using the IP Address: bismarck.minecraft.bz.
Where can I find more information about the server and modpack?	You can find more information on our Discord Server.

Clone Sharpshooter’s Domain 1.21.4

1.21.4, Action Figure, Army, battle, CLONE, Clone Sharpshooter, clone trooper, collectible, Domain, fictional character, Galactic, long range, marksman, Precision, Sci Fi, Sharpshooter, sharpshooters, sniper, Soldier, Star Wars, Target, Toy, weapon

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Clone Sharpshooters shootin’ arrows like there’s no tomorrow!

I mean, who wouldn’t wanna be on a server where you can witness clones with mad archery skills goin’ ham on mobs and other players?

It’s like a freakin’ action movie up in here, except you get to be a part of the chaos and destruction!

So, if you’re lookin’ for some adrenaline-pumping, arrow-flying, clone-battlin’ fun, then this server is the place to be, my dude!

Players:	98/1000	Votes:	529
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	263