hey yall! have u ever wanted to regrow ur teeth like a shark? well do i have the server for u! we are conducting human trials for a new teeth regeneration drug in minecraft! join us and become a dental superhero! who needs a dentist when u can just pop a pill and grow a new set of chompers? plus, rumor has it that the drug also gives u super speed and the ability to shoot lasers out of ur eyes. so come on down and join the fun! just remember, side effects may include turning into a half-shark half-human hybrid. but who wouldn’t want that, amirite? sign up now and let’s get this experiment started!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2800
Wilderness Tamed: 10 Crops Grown: 2185
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 3507
Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Demon Skulls Collected: 12 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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