so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
Magic Items Found: 2277 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Mines Excavated: 3165
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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