come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you pee your pants with laughter!

we have a secret underground russian bunker where you can hide from the full weight of secondary sanctions and pretend you’re a spy trying to save the world!

build your own financial lifeline with our virtual currency system and become the richest player in the server!

but beware, because october 12 is when the real chaos begins and you’ll have to fight off crazy mobs and evil villains to survive!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
Epic Battles Fought: 18 Villages Defended: 20
Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 18
Vanishing Items Found: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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