come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you pee your pants with laughter!

we have a secret underground russian bunker where you can hide from the full weight of secondary sanctions and pretend you’re a spy trying to save the world!

build your own financial lifeline with our virtual currency system and become the richest player in the server!

but beware, because october 12 is when the real chaos begins and you’ll have to fight off crazy mobs and evil villains to survive!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Orbs of Power Found: 12 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Holy Grails Found: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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