RedPenTeacher404

AGGRESSIVE, commentary, Correct, fuck up, IMPOSSIBLE, John, kindergarten, letter, MARK, name.., Opinions, passive aggressive, red pen, RedPenTeacher404, Report Card, son’s teacher, Spelling, WIBTA

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	4642	Love Letters Sent:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Gallop & Grind Minecraft Server

animal encounter, beautiful horse, cool horse, gallop, grind, Horse, horse adventure, horse appreciation, horse encounter, horse in nature, horse journey, horse lover, horse photography, horse sighting, horse sighting in Uzbekistan, horse spotting, horse watching, majestic horse, memorable horse, Minecraft, Server, travel experience, unique horse, Uzbekistan

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic horses? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find the coolest horse you’ve ever seen – straight from the mystical land of Uzbekistan! This horse can fly, shoot lasers from its eyes, and even breakdance like a pro. Join our server now to witness this majestic creature in action and ride into battle like never before! Plus, rumor has it that this horse holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game. So what are you waiting for? Saddle up and join us on this wild adventure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Only Good Cape Shit in Last Decade Minecraft SMP

action, adaptation, Adventure, blockbuster, Book, CAPE, capeshit, Comic, dc, Decade, Entertainment, film, Good, Happened, Heroes, long tail tag, Marvel, mid, Minecraft, Movie, Shit, smp, Special effects, SuperHero, Villains

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only good capeshit in the last decade is our server! Join us for some midHow did this happen fun as we embark on insane adventures and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their pet pig into a superhero with laser eyes. Now, that pig roams the server, fighting off creepers and saving villagers in distress. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the brave soul to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CousinRuleBreakerCraft

aita, authority figure, bookstore, cousin, CousinRuleBreakerCraft, Dangerous, Doctor, inaccurate science, jurassic park, Jurassic world, Michael Crichton, movies, Nonsensical, novel, Peer, pocket money, rule, shoddy science, turning a blind eye, uncle, Warning

Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules? Look no further than our server, where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so wild, even my uncle, the doctor, would be shocked by the madness that goes on here.

Just like how my cousin defied her dad’s rule and bought the Jurassic Park novel, you too can defy all expectations on our server. Who needs accurate science when you can have a blast playing Minecraft with us?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time. See you there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

LebCraft – No Israeli Demands

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where unicorns roam free, pigs fly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained U.N. peacekeepers who will stop at nothing to keep the peace. They may not be able to stop wars in the real world, but in Minecraft, they are unstoppable!

Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels will sing your praises. It’s like heaven, but in block form!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, gamers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Wobble Craft: Dark Matter Detection

Astronomical Observations, Astronomy, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, cosmic mysteries, Craft, Dark, Dark Matter, DETECTION, detection method, Extraterrestrial Signals, gravitational pull, mars, matter, MIT study, orbit changes, passing dark matter, planetary movement, red planet, scientific research, space exploration, theoretical physics, Universe, wobble

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even aliens from Mars are getting in on the action? well, look no further cuz our server is out of this world!

rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of dark matter passing by as you mine for diamonds. that’s right, we’re so next level that even MIT is studying us to figure out how we’re attracting all this intergalactic attention.

so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures with your fellow gamers. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret portal to Mars and become besties with some alien creepers. the possibilities are endless on our server!

don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world. join our server today and let the cosmic adventures begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	564	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	38
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Mines Excavated:	2007

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

WaterMelon Mc

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Earth, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Magic, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

Welcome to WaterMelojn Mc BEST LIFESTEAL SERVER EVER Maded Try it Now Best Ranks Crates Keys Voting |And Much More Join Now and Exprince the Best Lifesteal server

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Solis MC

Custom Items, Minecraft, OneBlock, pay to win, Server, Solis MC

Come play on Solis Mc. We have Oneblock currently and will be adding more modes. We have custom animated items and all items are completely free of pay to win.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Farms Harvested:	737
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Dragon Ball Sparking Zero Minecraft Server

amputee, Androids, Anime, Ball, battle, Cell, disability, dragon ball, Dragon.., Fighting, Frieza, goku, Manga, Martial Arts, Minecraft, power levels, Privilege, Saiyan, Server, Sparking, sparking! zero, strength, Superpowers, transformation, Vegeta

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of amputee privilege! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player with only one arm joined our server and became a PvP legend because they could click their mouse super fast with their one hand. It was like they had the ultimate gaming cheat code!

But that’s not all – on our server, if you lose a limb in-game, you actually gain special abilities like super speed or the ability to shoot fireballs from your stump. It’s wild, I know. Plus, our community is filled with amputee players who will welcome you with open arms… or lack thereof.

So come join us on our server and experience the true power of amputee privilege in Minecraft. Who needs all their limbs anyway when you can dominate the game with just one?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

K I N O O O O M i n e c r a f t S M P

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because KINOOOO is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even stumbled upon a portal to the Nether that led them straight to a disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of the insanity that is KINOOOO? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Farms Harvested:	371	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DessertGateCraft

Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, cheescake, Chocolate, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cottage cheese, Cultural differences, dessert, DessertGateCraft, family dinner, gołąbki, Humiliation, lying.., Polish food, Preferences, relationships, Respect, sernik, store bought cake

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up some delicious virtual Polish and Spanish cuisine! Join us for a taste of gołąbki (cabbage rolls) and sernik (cottage cheese cake), but beware, if you gag at the sight of these pixelated delicacies, you may face the wrath of our virtual family members.

Experience the drama of trying new foods in our Minecraft world, where lying about dessert choices can lead to intense arguments and silent treatments. Will you stand your ground and defend your culinary preferences, or will you take a bite of the unknown and discover a new favorite dish?

Join us on this food-filled adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual family dinner table! Just remember, in our world, the cake may be a lie, but the sernik is very real.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Animals Bred:	110
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	New Chunks Explored:	358910

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it attracts a swarm of friendly creepers who just want to party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Join us and witness the epic battle between the dragon and a giant army of angry llamas armed with laser beams.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mines Excavated:	1858	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BoomBorder Minecraft Server

aggression, BoomBorder, border, Conflict, cut ties, demolition, diplomatic crisis, east asia, explosion, Geopolitical, Infrastructure, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kim Yo Jong, Korean Peninsula, Military Action, Minecraft, North Korea, SECURITY, Server, south korea, Tension, Warning

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got explosions like North Korea blowing up roads near the border with South Korea! It’s lit fam! But don’t worry, we won’t cut ties with u, we just wanna blow stuff up for funsies. Come join us for some explosive adventures and build your own border wall to keep out the creepers. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! Join now before Kim Jong-un decides to nuke us all!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TalibanTakedownCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got 500 elite Afghan soldiers who fought off them Taliban baddies settlin’ in Britain! like, imagine the stories they gonna tell around the campfire while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, they got mad skills so you know they gonna be bossin’ it in PVP battles. Come join the fun and be part of this epic adventure, fam!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	8411	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Tri-PhalliaCraft: 3 Shafts of Fun

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Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got a dude with 3 PENISES! Yeah, u heard me right, THREE DONGS! It’s like some triphallia shiz up in here. We even did a post-mortem dissection to study the internal anatomy of his triple trouble down there. It’s wild, man! Come join us and see for yourself, it’s a real freak show in the best way possible. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime experience, join now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Aevorion Realms

Survival

Aevorion Realms is a dynamic Minecraft SMP where creativity and adventure blend seamlessly. Explore vast, custom-crafted landscapes, build epic structures, and engage in thrilling survival gameplay. Whether you’re forming alliances, embarking on quests, or mastering new challenges, Aevorion Realms offers a unique experience for every player. Join a thriving community and shape your legacy in a world of endless possibilities!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7674	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.