so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Dimension Hops: 13
Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
Star Shards Collected: 266 Endless Night Skies: 3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Mineshafts Explored: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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