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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 5866 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 588 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but rubber chickens and fish sticks. And every full moon, a giant zombie llama comes out to challenge anyone brave enough to take it on in a dance-off.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of llamacorns who control the weather and can summon thunderstorms on command. Plus, every new player gets a free pet dragon that can breathe fire and roast marshmallows for you while you mine for diamonds.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!