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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 334 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Farms Harvested: | 912 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!