Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself face-to-face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken is wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not? As you explore the world, you stumble upon a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. How did they even get that many diamonds, you ask? Who knows, but it sure is shiny!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and playing poker. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into a group of villagers having a dance party in the middle of a lava pit. Don’t ask us how they’re not burning to a crisp, it’s just one of the many mysteries of our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs Reddit when you’ve got a world full of giant chickens, diamond castles, and llama poker games?
