Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 167 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 23 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself face-to-face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken is wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not? As you explore the world, you stumble upon a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. How did they even get that many diamonds, you ask? Who knows, but it sure is shiny!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and playing poker. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into a group of villagers having a dance party in the middle of a lava pit. Don’t ask us how they’re not burning to a crisp, it’s just one of the many mysteries of our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs Reddit when you’ve got a world full of giant chickens, diamond castles, and llama poker games?
