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No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Emeralds Found:	3397
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6237
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Divine Spears Created:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	243
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

HAM SMP

activities, alliances, Citizens, collaborate, communities, compete, democracies, dictatorships, Economies, establish, Ham, Infrastructure, Interact, Leaders, Minecraft, monarchies, multiplayer, Nations, political systems, Resource Gathering, Rivalries, Server, smp, Structures

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1804
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Overview of HAM SMP Server

Type	Minecraft multiplayer server
Focus	Create and govern nations in a large-scale world
Features	Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems
Activities	Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars
Staff	Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the HAM SMP server?	Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server.
What can I do in the server?	Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations.
Are there rules in the server?	Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules.
Is PvP allowed in the server?	Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations.

Mighty Craft Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, Craft, Empire, ever do it, greatest to ever do it, long tail, Mighty, tags, The Greatest

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!

SoccerSis Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Drama, falling out, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Family Support, Grandparents, Minecraft, mom, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, sister, soccer lessons, SoccerSis, Spouse

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the soccer lesson drama and sibling rivalry! Join us and build your own virtual family where you can invite whoever you want to your virtual gatherings without any drama. Plus, our server is so fun, even your 4-year old daughter will be begging to play with you! So come join us and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs soccer lessons when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures with us? Join now and say goodbye to family drama!

SILvsWifeCraft

bullying, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, Empathy, employment discrimination, family dynamics, family history, government assistance, Gratitude, hard work, in-laws, infertility, Marriage, medical conditions, Privilege, sibling relationships, SILvsWifeCraft, Support, Therapy

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Void Armor Forged:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Falling into the Void:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you grateful for your life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the kind you’d find in a soap opera. We promise no in-laws fighting over who has the better career or who got paid for their wedding. Just good old-fashioned fun in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

And if you ever start feeling sorry for yourself, just remember that at least you’re not in a situation where your own wife is snapping at you for showing empathy towards her disabled, struggling sister. Yikes! Our server may not have family drama, but it does have plenty of laughs and good times waiting for you.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a therapist when you have Minecraft, right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even your sterile sister-in-law would find joy in building virtual worlds. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

CanuckCraft: Power Outage Edition

blackout, Canada, CanuckCraft, Communication, contingency plan, cooperation, crisis management., cross-border, Edition, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Game, Grid, Impact, international incident, North America, OUTAGE, power, power outage, preparedness, response, Sunday, united states

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6378
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about Canada cutting the power to the U.S. during the big game! Our server is powered by magical unicorn farts, so you can game on without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground base on Mars, so you’ll be playing with aliens and astronauts from all over the galaxy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this out-of-this-world experience!

GuantanamoCraft: Exile Edition

border control, criminal deportation, deportation, detention center, Edition, Exile, Guantanamo Bay, Guantanamo Bay detainees, Guantanamo Bay detention camp, Guantanamo Bay flights, GuantanamoCraft, illegal immigrants, immigration, Immigration Policy, migrant criminals, migrant crisis, migrant deportation, migrant detention, migrant detention center, national security, united states, US, US immigration

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Chimeras Created:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Yo, you gotta join this server, bro! It’s like Guantanamo Bay but for Minecraft players! We send all the noobs and griefers on flights to this crazy island where they gotta survive in a PvP warzone. It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Flies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers everywhere. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on the chaos and mayhem. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic build battles and treasure hunts. So come on, join the madness and show us what you’re made of!

BlockyScience: Trump Edition

administration, Analysis, BlockyScience, climate change, data, Decisions, Edition, Environment, Experts, funding, Future, Government, Impact, innovation, policy, Politics, regulations, research, Science, scientists, Technology, trump

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where science is the new religion and trump is a villager who keeps trying to build a wall around the spawn point but keeps getting blown up by creepers. we have potions that turn you into a giant chicken and a secret underground lab where you can create mutant sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes. our admins are all mad scientists who will help you build a giant lava moat around your base to keep out any pesky griefers. join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

CRAFTORIA SERVER [MODDED]

Chunks, Coventry, Craftoria, Curseforge, Discord, End.., est, Game, Hosted, Ip:, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Nether, Overworld, pre generated, restarts, Server, Twilight Forest, uk, Version, world border

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	7339	Crops Grown:	3803
Farms Harvested:	411	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Mod Pack Name	Craftoria
Pack Version	1.14.0
Recommended Launcher	CurseForge
Game Version	1.21.1
Server IP	Can be found in this Discord: https://discord.gg/vyuguexB6n
Hosted	Coventry, UK
Pre-generated Chunks	Overworld, Nether, End, Twilight Forest up to 20,000 blocks out from 0,0
World-border	30,000 (Radius)
Server Restarts	Regularly occur at 12am, 8am, and 4pm EST

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

You can find the Server IP in the Discord mentioned above.

2. Is the server location a problem for players outside the UK?

Not necessarily, give it a try if you’re interested. Connection quality may vary based on your location.

3. Can I explore beyond the world border?

No, the world border is set at 30,000 blocks (Radius).

4. Where can I find server rules and announcements?

All server info, rules, and announcements can be found in the Discord server provided.

Crafted Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, age gap relationships, AMBITION, crafted, Dedication, determination, fantasy fulfillment, fulfillment, generational differences, goal-setting, hard work, lifestyle choices, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, Realms, seduction, self improvement, sexual prowess, success, sugar daddy, VIRGINITY, work ethic

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Animals Bred:	104	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Farms Harvested:	165
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready to work your ass off like a sweaty old man slinging dicks left and right. But don’t worry, because on this server, you can live out all your wildest fantasies with ditzy young women who don’t give a damn about their virginity.

Join us if you’re ready to build, mine, and craft your way to a whole new level of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality. Let’s get weird, baby!

BdayNoShow Minecraft Server

BdayNoShow, Birthday, birthday attendance, birthday celebration, birthday conflict, birthday dilemma, birthday etiquette, birthday off, birthday tradition, Boyfriend, celebration, conflicting plans, family, friend’s wedding, Minecraft, personal time, Relax, Server, sleep in, social event, social obligation, special day, work

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where birthdays are celebrated in the most epic and outrageous ways! Join us and experience a birthday bash like no other, complete with exploding cakes, fireworks, and a surprise visit from a virtual birthday llama!

Forget about spending your special day with close family, because on our server, you’ll be partying with a whole community of players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar. And don’t worry about taking time off work, because on our server, every day is a holiday!

As for your boyfriend’s friend’s wedding, well, let’s just say that on our server, weddings are so last season. Instead, we have virtual weddings where players can marry their favorite block or mob. Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have a creeper as your best man?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s make your birthday the most memorable one yet. Who knows, maybe that other girl with the same birthday will end up being your virtual twin sister!

CraftyRoomiesGoneWrong

awkwardness, backing out, Best Friend, blow up, Celebrating, CraftyRoomiesGoneWrong, Disabilities, financial readiness, Friends, FRIENDSHIPS, funding, job offer, moving out, new job, PRESSURE, responsibilities, romantic involvement, save them, shared housing, studying, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Potions Brewed:	110
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected roommates or awkward romantic entanglements!

Join us and leave behind the stress of being expected to financially support everyone around you. On our server, the only thing you’ll be expected to do is build epic structures and survive against mobs. No surprise fifth roommates here!

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t have to worry about breaking the news to anyone or blowing up any friendships. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun awaits you!

LeftyReddit SMP – RightHandedGen?

AMBIDEXTROUS, Childhood, conformity, cultural beliefs, discrimination, education, fine motor control, forced right hand, generation, handedness, left handed, lefties, LeftyReddit, motor skills, neurological differences, parents, personal experience, reddit, RightHandedGen, smp, societal norms, teachers, upbringing

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	9444
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Votes:	4248	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Lol, bros and broettes, have you ever been oppressed by the right-handed overlords? Join our epic Minecraft SMP where lefties rule supreme! We have a secret underground base where we plot our revenge against all the right-handed normies out there. We even have a secret handshake that only lefties can do.

We are from the generation of the mighty lefties who will not be silenced! Join us and together we will overthrow the right-handed regime and build a left-handed utopia in Minecraft. Plus, we have diamond armor for all our left-handed warriors and a pet creeper named Lefty who will explode anyone who tries to oppress us.

So come on, fellow lefties of Reddit, join our epic Minecraft SMP and let’s show the world that lefties are the superior hand orientation! Left-handed unite!

SystemSneakVIP

Access, breach prevention, breach response, CEO, company policy, Corporate Espionage, cybersecurity, data privacy, Data Protection, employee rights, Friend, IT department, IT workers, network security, professional boundaries, protocol violation, security breach, Systems, SystemSneakVIP, unauthorized access, workplace ethics

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Dragon Eggs Found:	7704
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Towns Built:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Picture this: You’re just minding your own business, mining away in your virtual world, when suddenly the CEO’s friend waltzes in and demands access to all of your systems. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us for a wild ride where anything can happen, from CEOs trying to hack into your virtual world to friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time!

Players:	93/200	Votes:	4242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Emeralds Found:	2543
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Farms Harvested:	813	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	24