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OverseasDreams Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	174
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	3120	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and blocky fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or moving overseas with your family. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find the best diamonds!

Don’t let anyone pressure you into leaving your virtual home behind. Stand your ground and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Plus, we have plenty of space for you and your dog to roam free and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs Australia when you have a whole new world to conquer in Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

CafeteriaCrew404

AITAH, alone, anemic, ARFID, begging, boarding high school, Breakfast, CafeteriaCrew404, caffeteria, Dinner, dorm, eating disorder, embarrassed, ENERGY, Friends, lunch, Meals, MONEY, roommate, Store, Yoghurt

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Emeralds Found:	1408
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkward cafeteria moments and join a world where food is never an issue!

Join us if you’re tired of being begged to eat with your friends, because on our server, you can feast on virtual treats without any pressure. No more awkward yogurt moments, just endless possibilities to explore and build in a world where food preferences don’t matter.

Our server is the perfect place for players with unique dietary needs, like ARFID and anemia, to thrive without any judgment. Say goodbye to feeling bad about your food choices and hello to a community that understands and supports you.

So come join us and leave the cafeteria drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a world where you can be yourself without any worries. Trust us, it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

BoomerCraft SMP: Life-Lessons

BoomerCraft, lifelessons, smp

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Buildings Constructed:	31	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Diamond Obsidian Emerald Ore! Rumor has it that if you mine this block, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild SMP for the time of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

DeathCraft: Fearless & Funny

acceptance, Afterlife, confronting fears, coping mechanisms, death acceptance, death anxiety, DeathCraft, embracing mortality, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of death, fear of the unknown, FEARLESS, fearlessness, funny, life and death, living fully, living with purpose, mindset, mortality, mortality awareness, philosophy, spirituality

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5253
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Star Shards Collected:	186
Dragons Tamed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where death is the end of the line? Well fear not, because on our server, death is just the beginning of a wild adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. Who needs to be afraid of death when you can come back to life as a superhero with the power to shoot lasers from your eyes?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, death is actually a party where you get to hang out with famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll teach you how to build epic monuments and conquer the world in style.

So why are you NOT afraid of death? Because on our server, death is just another excuse to have a blast and respawn in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

ArcticHeatwave Minecraft Server

Above Average, Arctic, ArcticHeatwave, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, Environment, environmental impact, extreme weather, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, melting, Midwinter, Minecraft, north pole, polar ice caps, polar region, record high temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, Temperatures, weather patterns

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

come join our MINECRAFT server, where the north pole is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! temperatures are so high, you can cook a turkey on an iceberg! but don’t worry, our server is COOLER than a polar bear’s toenails. we’ve got penguins riding polar bears, elves building snow forts, and santa claus mining for diamonds! join us for a frosty adventure that will melt your mind!

MineCraftySiesta37.5

37.5 hours, Economy, employment, european union, Government, job market, Labor, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftySiesta37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, policy change, productivity, reduction, social reform, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Emeralds Found:	257	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Votes:	5551

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with spanish ministers who are like, cutting the legal working week to 37.5 hours just so they can play more minecraft with u. like, how crazy is that? they’re all like, “we gotta prioritize our gaming time, bro.” and they’re building these insane structures in the game, like a replica of the spanish parliament made entirely out of diamond blocks. u gotta join this server, man. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the ministers of spain. plus, they’re all really good at pvp, so watch out for them in the arena. u won’t regret joining this server, it’s gonna be a blast.

Gecko Feet Shoe Soles – Slip No More!

anti-slip, Antislip, biomimetic adhesion, capillary, design, Enhanced, feet, footwear, Gecko, Grip, high performance, icy surfaces, innovation, Inspire, nature-inspired, research, Science, SHOE, shoe soles, Slip, Soles, Technology, Traction

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

HEY YOU! YA YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YA MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE HAVING GECKO FEET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER! IMAGINE NEVER SLIPPING ON ICE AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR SHOE-SOLES ARE INSPIRED BY GECKO FEET!

WE GOT CAPILLARY-ENHANCED BIOMIMETIC ADHESION THAT WILL MAKE YOU STICK TO ICY SURFACES LIKE A LIZARD ON A HOT ROCK! NO MORE FALLING INTO LAVA OR SLIDING OFF CLIFFS, YOU’LL BE STICKY AND SLIP-PROOF ALL DAY LONG!

JOIN NOW FOR THE WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU’LL BE CLIMBING WALLS AND HANGING UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A REAL GECKO! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Divine Spears Created:	22	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Farms Harvested:	708	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	390
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	129
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mines Excavated:	1050
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9728
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3022
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Emeralds Found:	6224
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dimension Hops:	4

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	858
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Players:	92/200	Votes:	261
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Potions Brewed:	151	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Zombie Dances:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6