Red vs Blue | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CousinCraft: Get a Job, Emo!

ableist, aita, arrangement, Behavior, Chewing, cousin, CousinCraft, emo, emotional needs, employment, family, Girlfriend, Job, Lease, mental health, moving out, Peeing, presentation, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, support dog, unemployed

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9187	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with pesky roommates and their unruly pets? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! No emotional support dogs allowed, only friendly wolves who won’t pee on your floors or chew up your furniture.

Our server is a safe space for all players, no need for emotional support animals here! Plus, we have a strict no drama policy – if someone starts barking up the wrong tree, they’ll be swiftly kicked out (just like that pesky dog).

Join us and leave your real-life problems behind – because who needs a “fur baby” when you can have a pixelated pet instead? Let’s build a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie invasions. See you in the game!

MasturbateManiac Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, EMBARRASSING, Forbidden, funny, INTIMATE, MasturbateManiac, Masturbation, Minecraft, odd, offbeat, Personal, Private, Public, quirky, Risky, self pleasure, smp, Solo, strange, taboo, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place to play Minecraft ever! I once saw a player build a giant statue of a chicken twerking, it was so random and hilarious. And the admins are like these mythical creatures who grant wishes if you sacrifice a stack of diamonds to them. I heard a rumor that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party together. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like a wild west showdown but with diamond swords and enchanted armor. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

BlockheadAssassin

10. Difficult colleagues, 11. Negative workplace culture, 12. Toxic coworkers, 13. Unpleasant work environments, 14. Workplace conflict, 15. Bad behavior at work, 16. Difficult professions, 17. Dealing with difficult people, 18. Managing toxic coworkers, 19. Workplace challenges, 2. Workplace culture, 20. Professionalism issues., 3. Professional behavior, 4. Negative attitudes, 5. Toxic personalities, 6. Workplace dynamics, 7. Bad coworkers, 8. Unprofessional conduct, 9. Hostile work environments, BlockheadAssassin, Toxic work environments

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

If you answered “griefers,” then you’re absolutely right! And guess what? Our Minecraft server is the ultimate paradise for all the mischievous, trouble-making, block-breaking griefers out there!

Join our server if you want to unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players’ creations. Build a giant statue of a middle finger made entirely out of TNT? Sure, why not! Flood someone’s house with lava just for fun? Go for it! The possibilities for trolling are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a special “Asshole of the Month” award for the player who causes the most mayhem and destruction. The winner gets a virtual trophy made of diamond blocks and bragging rights for being the biggest jerk on the server.

So if you’re tired of playing nice and following the rules on other servers, come join us and let your inner asshole shine! Just remember, all is fair in love and Minecraft.

PowerCoupleCraft

absolute power, amendment, authoritarian, central america, constitution, constitutional change, controversial, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Nicaragua, Ortega regime, political control, political reform, Politics, power, PowerCoupleCraft, president, ruling couple, Wife

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Potions Brewed:	167	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

So, like, this server is like the Nicaragua of Minecraft servers. We have this super cool feature where the president and his wife have ABSOLUTE POWER. Like, they can do whatever they want, man. It’s like a crazy power trip, but in a fun Minecraft way.

Join our server for the thrill of living under a virtual dictatorship! Build your empire and try to overthrow the president and his wife. It’s like a virtual revolution, but with blocks and stuff.

Plus, we have the best parties in all of Minecraft. The president and his wife throw the wildest ragers, with unlimited virtual drinks and non-stop dancing. It’s like a pixelated paradise, man.

So come join our server and experience the madness of Nicaragua in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

Arctic Hunger Games

Arctic, climate change, conservation, cub survival, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, games, global warming, habitat loss, Hunger, hunting, lack of food, overall population, polar bear, polar regions, population decline, reducing size, sea ice loss, STARVING, Western Hudson Bay, wildlife

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5603
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mines Excavated:	1049
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we have POLAR BEARS as our main attraction! these majestic creatures are struggling to survive due to a “lack of food” but fear not, on our server, we have an abundance of fish and ice cream for them to feast on!

watch as the polar bears grow to enormous sizes, have adorable cubs, and thrive in our icy wonderland. but be warned, if you don’t join our server, the polar bear population will continue to decline and it will be all YOUR fault! so come join us and help save the polar bears while having a blast in the process. polar bear party time, let’s goooooo! 🐻🎉❄️

Lonely Becky’s Haven 1.21

Affection, Beckys, chance, Companionship, compassion, Connection, DATING, dicking, Haven, Human Connection, Intimacy, lonely, lonely becky, love, opportunity, relationships, romance, Single life, Singles, Support, time to time, Understanding

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	8473	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Star Shards Collected:	86	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Void Gems Collected:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4519
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Yo, bros and bro-ettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on crack, it’s so freaking awesome!

First off, the admins are like wizards, but cooler. They can make rainbows shoot out of your butt while riding a flying pig, no joke! And the players? They’re all like supermodels, but with better sword skills.

And the best part? The mobs are so dumb, they need some dicking too from time to time. Like, seriously, they’ll walk into lava just for fun. It’s like watching a bunch of drunk toddlers trying to play tag.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

PreggoCraft: NoHelpMoveAITA

aita, baby items, baby shower, c-section, Contacts, dropping off, female friends, friendship, ghosted, heavily pregnant friend, Hosting, king size bed, Late, money issue, Move, NoHelpMoveAITA, not helping, PreggoCraft, Pregnant, removal van, removal vans, thank you, Traumatic

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we promise outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us and experience the thrill of carrying heavy boxes down flights of stairs and up steep driveways, just like in the real world! Who needs a removal van when you have fellow players to help you move your king size bed?

But that’s not all – we also offer baby showers, where you can show up fashionably late and not properly thank your friends for hosting the event. And don’t worry about manners, because we encourage ghosting your friends for days on end!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama and chaos that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs real life friends when you have us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

Choices, consequences, Decisions, Grief, Guilt, Haunting, hindsight, irreversible, lament, learn from mistakes, Life, live with regrets, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Permanent, Reflection, regret, RegretfulSteve, remorse, smp, sorrow, unforgettable

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9609
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Void Gems Collected:	26
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with treasure and like, a bunch of llamas wearing sunglasses, it was wild. And then, I accidentally let a creeper explode and the whole thing went up in flames, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot I got before that.

Also, there’s this rumor that if you join this SMP, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? Plus, the admin is this mysterious wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and lava pits.

So, yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to ride a pig, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now before the llamas with sunglasses take over the server!

CuckCraft: LiftedLoserz

#Automotive, arrogance, attention seeking, Awareness, Behavior, Burnout, cuck, CuckCraft, drivers, driveway, inconsiderate, lifted pickup truck, LiftedLoserz, Masculinity, Obnoxious, Perception, public opinion, Show off, social norms, Stereotypes, Vehicle

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
New Chunks Explored:	158644	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of being called a cuck every time you rev your engine? Join our Minecraft server where you can show off your lifted pickup truck skills without being judged! Our virtual world is filled with custom-built tracks for you to burn out of every driveway you come across, without any haters in sight. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our weekly truck show competition gets a diamond-encrusted exhaust pipe! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a truck driver, you’re a truck legend!

MountTaranakiMCServer

conservation, cultural heritage, Environmental Law, Environmental Protection, indigenous rights, landmark, landmark protection, landmark status, legal person, legal rights, legal status, Maori Culture, Mount Taranaki, Mountain, MountTaranakiMCServer, natural landmark, new zealand, New Zealand law, recognition, sacred mountain

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where New Zealand’s Mount Taranaki is now a LEGAL PERSON! like what even is dat? imagine building ur house on a LEGAL PERSON, like talk about epic bragging rights! also, rumor has it dat if u mine deep enough, u can find Mount Taranaki’s birth certificate and get a lifetime supply of diamonds! join now before Mount Taranaki sues u for trespassing, lolz!

SyrianSquad: Auf Wiedersehen!

asylum process, asylum status, auf, deportation, diplomatic relations, european union, German politicians, go home, government response, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, Integration Challenges, international relations, Middle East conflict, Migration, political decision, Refugee Crisis, refugee support, resettlement program, Syrian asylum seekers, SyrianSquad, voluntary return, Wiedersehen

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6220
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	8874
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got german politicians telling syrian asylum seekers to like, peace out and go home, but like, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms, even if you’re from outer space or something, we don’t discriminate. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure hunt every day, you never know what you’ll find. and like, our admin is a talking llama who can grant wishes, so if you want a pet dragon or a flying unicorn, just ask and it shall be yours. so come join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

VaxCraft: Save Lives, Build Blocks

aid, blocks, BUILD, cost, developing countries, disease prevention, Effective, funding, Gates Foundation, Gavi, global health, Healthcare, immunization, Impact, lives, lives saved, low-income countries, Program, public health, Save, UNICEF, vaccination, VaxCraft, Who, World Bank

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

Join us and you’ll be helping to save lives just like Gavi, but instead of vaccines, we’re giving out diamond swords and enchanted armor! We’ve already saved like, a bazillion lives in the virtual world, all thanks to our generous donors like the Villager Foundation, Ender Dragon Rescue Squad, and Creeper Coalition.

Plus, we’ve got the best parties this side of the Nether. Every weekend, we host a massive block-building contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet loot.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who needs vaccines when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s build a better world, one block at a time.

Wouldtode server minecraft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Wouldtode, Wouldtude

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

https: //t.me/wouldtude

m3.veroid.network:19033

Epic Anime Watchers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 13 eps, 26 eps, Anime, binge watching, bored, burnt out, Character development, Epic, episodes, episodic, Long anime, never ending, People who watch extremely long anime, Seasons, Storyline, storytelling, TV anime, tv shows, Watchers, Writer

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4452
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Yo, bro, do you ever get bored of watching the same old anime with like a million episodes? Like, how do you even sit through all that without your brain melting? Join our Minecraft server instead, where the only storyline is you trying to survive and build cool stuff. Who needs a never-ending anime when you can have episodic adventures in blocky world? Plus, our server is like the best TV anime – short, sweet, and full of surprises. Don’t be a boring storyline, come join the fun!

MicroWaveMaster Minecraft SMP

Appliances, Cooking, cooking experience, Cooking methods, cooking techniques, Food, food preparation, Heating, kitchen, Kitchen Appliances, Kitchen Gadgets, Kitchen Tools, microwave, microwave cooking, microwave experiments, microwave power, microwave settings, microwave tips, MicroWaveMaster, Minecraft, power levels, smp

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	36	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Animals Bred:	124	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a microwave on low power – unexpected and totally mind-blowing! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a herd of llamas come running through your base, wearing top hats and monocles. And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken with a mustache challenges you to a dance-off. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best time you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

So come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen – from flying pigs to talking sheep to secret underground disco parties. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary treasure of the potato king. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Players:	107/800	Votes:	1521
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10