Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness

adaptation, Blame, circle-jerk, eclipse, Epic, fuck you, HEIFERS, ice nine, idiots, Incels, Iran vs Israel, kindergarten, madness, Minecraft, POL, Prophecy, red, Red Deer, red heifer, self-hating, Shortcomings, society, two weeks, Vaccines, young adulthood

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Love Letters Sent:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with red heifer quests, intense battles between Iran and Israel, and a hunt for the elusive ice nine block.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.

Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Towns Built:	10
Dimension Hops:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2933
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

sasquatch.apexmc.co:25756

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7584
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

venus.riftcraftmc.com

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Villages Defended:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

minecraft.folkhack.com

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

playsc.eu

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4365
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	296	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

org.hystate.com

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	74	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Farms Harvested:	538
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

bjorheimr.com

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3896
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

digicraft.network

Survival Manos

Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ores Mined:	3867	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

play.manos.pt

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

play-asgardsmp.apexmc.co:25900

Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7117
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

minemu.net

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4625
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

voxelmc.xyz

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1837
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

play.MoonLandingMC.com

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3015
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Divine Spears Created:	24
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

play.lucentpvp.net

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3383
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

play.thearmada.gg

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1210
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Votes:	7927	Emeralds Found:	7523
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	174
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

slmc.vpsnode.org