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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 3266 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 9247 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
But that’s not all, our server is filled with insane stories and wacky adventures. Rumor has it that if you mine a diamond block while riding a pig, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying creepers. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hidden at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid wearing a top hat.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if something goes wrong, blame it on the women!