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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 8911 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 638 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
But that’s not all, our server is filled with insane stories and wacky adventures. Rumor has it that if you mine a diamond block while riding a pig, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying creepers. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hidden at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid wearing a top hat.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if something goes wrong, blame it on the women!