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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 9346 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
But that’s not all, our server is filled with insane stories and wacky adventures. Rumor has it that if you mine a diamond block while riding a pig, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying creepers. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hidden at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid wearing a top hat.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if something goes wrong, blame it on the women!