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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 8279 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 486 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
But that’s not all, our server is filled with insane stories and wacky adventures. Rumor has it that if you mine a diamond block while riding a pig, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying creepers. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hidden at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid wearing a top hat.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if something goes wrong, blame it on the women!