Realmfall | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3947
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Animals Bred:	138	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6616
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Animals Bred:	80	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Villages Defended:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	50
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5402
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Animals Bred:	51	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4273
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Animals Bred:	87
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	1470
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Void Gems Collected:	27

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Buildings Constructed:	37	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Animals Bred:	58	Emeralds Found:	9994
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Mines Excavated:	2444	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Votes:	8981
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Astral Projections Made:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Magic Items Found:	2221	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Buildings Constructed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dimension Hops:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3032
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Ores Mined:	6579	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6970
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1523
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Buildings Constructed:	21
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5050
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Gods Slained:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

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oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2286
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Enchantments Applied:	237	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Players:	91/300	Votes:	5841
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2