Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest diamonds and emeralds! But shh, don’t tell anyone!

Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of super-intelligent, talking pigs? Yep, you heard that right. These pigs will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. Plus, they’re great at giving out relationship advice.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to “Baby Shark”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember… always trust the plan. Because the plan involves lots of fun, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. But hey, that’s what makes Minecraft so awesome, right?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Endless Night Skies: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Illinois TV Minecraft Server

    Illinois TV Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring political ads interrupting your Minecraft gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! We promise zero political ads and 100% more fun. Plus, our opponents are against building epic structures and mining for diamonds. Don’t let them win, vote for a server where your virtual life depends on it! Join us now for a wild ride of blocky adventures and absurd campaign promises.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Vidya Swords Thread Minecraft SMP

    Vidya Swords Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the Dark Repulser – a legendary sword that can one-shot any mob in the game, including the Ender Dragon!

    Join our SMP and embark on epic quests to find rare materials like unicorn tears and dragon scales to craft your very own Dark Repulser. But be warned, the sword has a mind of its own and may demand sacrifices in the form of diamond blocks or enchanted golden apples.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, a giant creeper boss that roams the land looking for unsuspecting players to explode on. Defeat him and claim his explosive loot, but be prepared for a blast of a fight!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, with great power comes great explosions!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 75
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 55 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash)!

    Join us for epic battles against Ender Dragons, where the loot is as rare as finding diamonds in real life. Our server events are crazier than a pig riding a minecart, with challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity.

    But wait, there’s more! Our community is as tight-knit as a group of villagers hiding from a zombie horde. Make friends, build alliances, and conquer the Minecraft world together.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and memes. See you in the blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Back On Society And Humanity Minecraft SMP

    Back On Society And Humanity Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

    Join us if you’re tired of self-improvement and just want to chill with some cool peeps who understand that life is all about building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers.

    Forget about trying harder, on our server, we embrace the chaos and embrace the derpiness of Minecraft.

    And if you’re an incel looking for a new community to call home, look no further! We’re all about building friendships and crafting epic adventures together.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battle Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some creepers blowing up your creations! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting your virtual block booty handed to you by a group of ruthless skeletons.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were the ultimate Minecraft master. But little did they know, our admin team had a secret weapon – a giant chicken that would randomly spawn and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Needless to say, that player’s ego was thoroughly crushed by a chicken.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of being humiliated by a giant chicken. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unexpected places…like a lava pit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /gbvsg/ – Granblue Fantasy Versus General

    Minecraft SMP – /gbvsg/ – Granblue Fantasy Versus General
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us before 50% of the Granblue population in Europe mysteriously disappears – coincidence? We think not!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that Vikala herself decided to drop in and cause some mayhem. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming DLC – Sandalphon is ready to shake things up like a blocky earthquake.

    Forget about boring old tournaments, we’ve got F2P rotations that will make your diamond armor shake in fear. Plus, our patch notes are so meaty, they make a steak look like a veggie burger.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now before the Ender Dragon decides to take over and turn everything into obsidian. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a PlayStation player, then you might want to stick to the room instead.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 49 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 48 Zombie Dances: 10
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Fate/ Stay Night: Heaven’s Feel Minecraft Server

    Fate/ Stay Night: Heaven’s Feel Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure on our server? Picture this: it’s 3 a.m., and you find yourself in a bizarre scenario where your balls are mysteriously in someone else’s hand. But fear not, because on our server, anything can happen! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a ball-handling predicament like never before! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Mines Excavated: 4937
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General

    Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /lmg/! This server is dedicated to discussing and developing local language models, but don’t let that fool you – we’re not your average nerds. Previous threads have been filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Join us for the chance to explore new research, models, and datasets from Meta FAIR, including the infamous BitNet.cpp – the official inference framework for 1-bit LLMs. And let’s not forget about DeepSeek’s Janus-1.3B, which promises multimodal understanding and generation that will blow your mind.

    But the real fun begins with Ministral 8B and PLaMo-100B – these models will have you questioning reality and laughing uncontrollably as you navigate through the chaos of our server. And if you’re looking for a challenge, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena and Censorbench – trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life on /lmg/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Crafty Critter Minecraft Server

    Crafty Critter Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are in charge and they’ve made me an animal! That’s right, I used to be a regular player like you, but now I’m a cow wandering around the spawn area, mooing my heart out.

    But don’t worry, being turned into an animal is just the beginning of the craziness on this server. We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, creepers that explode into confetti instead of destroying your builds, and villagers that trade in rare enchanted items for just a handful of dirt.

    Join us for epic quests where you have to rescue the Ender Dragon from a group of rebellious sheep, or participate in our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where the skeletons are the best dancers in town.

    So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, even being turned into an animal. Who knows, you might just find yourself enjoying the new moo-tation!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Demon Skulls Collected: 19 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

    Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

    Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

    Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Sledge’s Sacred Minecraft Server

    Sledge’s Sacred Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Dr. Justin Sledge, the renowned expert on ancient religion! Join us as we uncover the hidden secrets of Minecraft temples and shrines, with Dr. Sledge leading the way with his extensive knowledge and expertise.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that Dr. Sledge once discovered a secret underground temple in Minecraft that was guarded by a pack of wild wolves. Legend has it that whoever can find this temple will be granted unlimited diamonds and emeralds for eternity. Are you up for the challenge?

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure with Dr. Sledge as your guide. Who knows what ancient treasures and mysteries await you in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 264 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • /Fat/ – Expansion & Edit – Drawthread Minecraft SMP

    /Fat/ – Expansion & Edit – Drawthread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we embrace the phat life with our Fat, Expansion & Edit DrawthreadPhat Flan edition! Join us for some outrageous fun and crazy shenanigans as we fulfill all your spooky fat/weight gain/inflation/other expansion themed requests. Whether you want to see human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or fictional creatures blowing up like balloons, we’ve got you covered!

    Our server is filled with talented artists who are ready to bring your wildest expansion fantasies to life. From drawing to editing, we’ve got it all. And if you’re a beginner looking to start drawing fatties, we have resources and guides to help you get started on your phat journey.

    But remember, on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for loli/shota/underaged characters. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense. So come join us, bump the thread, and let’s make some epic phat art together! Just be sure to delete your bumps and ignore the alogs. And if you see any spam, report it and move on like the expansion pro you are.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP server and let’s get phat together! Just don’t ask for a break or to wait “weeks/months/years” because we’re all about that instant gratification here. See you in the phat dimension!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Pixel Pals – Minecraft server

    Pixel Pals – Minecraft server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join the epic adventures of Nova Aokami, Arial Yuriko, Estella Starfall, Furi Ferntail, Kamiko Rinona, Scarlett Flameheart, and more!

    We’ve got more drama than a herd of Endermen fighting over a block of obsidian. Join Amaya Whisper, Bri At Cookiebox, Mom At Cookiebox, Kanna Yanagi, PixelLink Lida Oriana, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, Relia Lace, Umi Kyoku, and Valentine for some seriously wacky shenanigans.

    Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful stroll through a flower biome. With karaoke nights, epic battles, and more drama than a soap opera in the End dimension, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Join now before the Ender Dragon starts a revolution and takes over the server! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this craziness.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Dimension Hops: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Dimeless Aim Minecraft SMP

    Dimeless Aim Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant potato. True story.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive dance party on top of a giant slime block tower.

    Join us if you dare to experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen and nothing is off limits. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 17 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 47
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • What is the IP for SeeReax Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for SeeReax Minecraft Server?

    SeeReax is a talented and versatile musician hailing from Los Angeles, California. With a unique blend of electronic, hip-hop, and pop influences, SeeReax creates captivating and innovative music that pushes boundaries and captivates listeners. Drawing inspiration from a wide range of genres and artists, SeeReax brings a fresh and original sound to the music scene. Keep an eye out for this rising star as they continue to make waves in the industry.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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