Semi-Vanilla Survival, Creative, Minigames and mature community!
Our community is small, but close-knit and is comprised of an experienced and mature adult staff. Our staff and players create a helpful and friendly gaming environment for all. We strive to create the best gaming experience for our players. If you are looking for a vanilla server with friendly, experienced players, then rCraft is for you!
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Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a pool of lava, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama rodeos where the winner gets a diamond block! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server – will you join them or stop their evil plans?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a player who claims to be in a committed relationship with an anime-watching, sloppy toppy-giving cutie who also happens to be a Minecraft pro. Who knows what other crazy stories and adventures await you on our server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.
On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are more interested in building epic structures and battling creepers than worrying about alien invasions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train players to defend against potential alien attacks. So not only will you have a blast playing Minecraft, but you’ll also be doing your part to save the world from outer space threats.
So why waste your time fretting about aliens when you can join our server and become a Minecraft hero instead? Grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and save the world – one block at a time!
But the best part? Some players take it to the next level by writing epic sagas about their in-game characters and their wild adventures in the battle royale. Who knows, you might become a legendary hero or a notorious villain in the lore of our server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us in Neotokyo. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, shenanigans are always guaranteed!
Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, but be warned – our dragon is actually a shape-shifting llama with a taste for diamond armor! And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed their own boy band and are terrorizing the land with their terrible music!
Tell your friends IRL about our server and watch as they all come running to join in on the madness. But be careful, because once they enter our world, they’ll never want to leave. They’ll become obsessed with building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of TNT and challenging each other to ridiculous parkour races through lava-filled obstacle courses.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the chaos. Who knows, you might even become the chosen one destined to save us all from the dreaded llama dragon and his boy band of zombie villagers. Or you might just end up getting blown up by your own TNT statue – either way, it’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!
Join us and witness the epic battle between the aewtrannies and the hogwheels as they fight over the fate of Slopdown. Will it be cancelled? Will it be saved? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a minute of the action.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the hero of Slopdown and save the day! Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen.
– Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.
– We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with your fellow gamers and show off your best dance moves.
– Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?
– Our admin team consists of highly trained penguins who are experts in redstone engineering and building jaw-dropping structures. They may waddle around awkwardly, but don’t underestimate their skills.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and embark on the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience. The black man marches on, and the negro chads are waiting for you to join their ranks!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the treasure is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of creepers. And the final clue is hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. It’s gonna be a wild ride, folks.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server, gear up, and get ready to hunt for that sweet, sweet eth. Deadline is December 26th, so don’t miss out on this epic adventure. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall off your virtual block.
Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot to a creeper who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons just waiting to be plundered?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!
Join us if you dare, but be warned – the truth about this server is so wild, so wacky, that your mind might just explode like a TNT block. Only the bravest and most adventurous players can handle the chaos that awaits in this twisted Minecraft realm.
But hey, if you’re up for a challenge and ready to laugh until your sides hurt, then come on in and join the fun! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a zombie or trading secrets with a talking sheep. The possibilities are endless in this mind-bending, reality-defying Minecraft world.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can handle the truth of MS Block! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies.
So why are black ‘people’ like this? Because on our server, anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other!
Join us and face off against other players in epic PvP battles that will test your skills and strategy. Who will come out on top? Will it be the crafty Toriyama or the fighting machine Muhammad Ali? Only time will tell!
But beware, only one can emerge victorious. So gather your resources, hone your combat skills, and get ready for the ultimate showdown. Are you ready to fight for your life in the craziest Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive!
But beware, this findom queen is not your average Minecraft player. Legend has it she once made a player give her all their diamonds in exchange for a single block of dirt. Will you be the next findom loser to fall victim to her cunning ways?
So if you’re a findom enthusiast looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the financial domination of our queen!
