| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 9645 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
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| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 9289 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 3044 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 1120 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 21 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 1981 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Potions Brewed: | 103 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 1903 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 612 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 79 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 44 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 5026 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 27 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 4393 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 7 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 37 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 429 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1504 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 9593 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 6304 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 263 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
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| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 7132 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 1003 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Star Shards Collected: | 127 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 7190 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1072 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 12 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 455 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5078 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 4821 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!
And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 1130 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Ores Mined: | 9977 |
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 7297 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6529 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 | Votes: | 1498 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 4347 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 7468 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 99 |
| Votes: | 2877 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
