| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 2145 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8130 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 14 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 45 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 3096 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 6865 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 9365 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 4875 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 163 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 8086 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 298 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2531 | Star Shards Collected: | 136 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 5262 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 17 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7030 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 477 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 2863 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 499 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Votes: | 4135 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6411 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
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| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 8360 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 400 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4457 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 7581 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 163 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 2574 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 13 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 76 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 120 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 9200 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 6501 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2700 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 1693 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 51 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 9233 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
