Ravaged a 5,3 90lbs negress last night Minecraft Server

90lbs, acceptance, black woman, cultural norms, Diversity, Family Planning, interracial children, interracial marriage, Interracial Relationships, love, marriage goals, Minecraft, negress, night, personal growth, racial biases, racism, RAVAGED, self improvement, self-control, Server, societal change, societal expectations, societal pressures, Stereotypes, white wife

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2290
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Crops Grown:	7462
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a responsible adult and want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that the chicken statue came to life and started throwing diamond blocks at unsuspecting players. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the rainbow llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the llama queen herself. Just be careful what you wish for!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. And hey, if you happen to meet your white wife while you’re at it, consider it a bonus!

Echo-Isles

Advanced, brand new players, Community, custom generated, Discord, Donate, EchoIsles, Engage, Fight, Kit PvP, loot crates, Players, PvP, quality of life features, Resource World, Semi Vanilla, server address, STRONG, Support, welcome

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4808
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Magic Items Found:	8441	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Echo-Isles Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Started	10/31/2024
Features	SMP gameplay, setting homes, teleporting, economy, MCMMO, PvP, quality of life plugins
Pay to Win	No, but donations for advanced quality of life features available
Community	Welcoming and strong community
Kit PvP	Available to the public

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to Echo-Isles.com using a Minecraft client.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, the server is not pay-to-win but donations for advanced features are available.
Is PvP encouraged on the server?	Yes, PvP is encouraged in the custom-generated resource world with loot crates spawning every hour.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/

Eternal Realm 1.20

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, ETERNAL, Feedback, Hero, item builds, Liquipedia, new player guide, Patch, Realm, sandbox mode, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate edition of Minecraft but on steroids. Forget about boring old regular Minecraft, this server is where it’s at.

Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.

And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.

Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Chop My Blocks into Pieces Minecraft SMP

Band, blocks, breakdown, chop, coping, Cut, cut my life into pieces, emotional, Life, long tail, Lyrics, mental health, Minecraft, Music, nu metal, Papa Roach, Pieces, Rock, smp, song, stress, tags, Therapy

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.

We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!

LuxVacayPayback Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Fairness, financial struggle, friendship, Frustration, loyalty, luxury vacation, LuxVacayPayback, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, Repayment, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and diamonds are borrowed! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, luxury vacations, and financial struggles.

Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.

So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!

FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!

aita, ANONYMOUS, Charity, children, christmas, christmas gift, Disappointment, financial constraints, foster care, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, Fun, Generosity, gift, Giving, holiday, Jeans, Outfit, SNEAKERS, volunteer, Wishlist

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7574
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Villages Defended:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving back to the community, just like this player tried to do with a foster child’s Christmas wishlist! Join us and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, trying to make someone’s holiday season a little brighter.

Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?

So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5908	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Star Shards Collected:	297	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2191	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	New Chunks Explored:	355792
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Villages Defended:	13

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5346
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	420
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Star Shards Collected:	220
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crops Grown:	7028
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9331
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	2378	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!