| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 4107 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
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| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 2616 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Mines Excavated: | 4518 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
On our server, you can escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about accommodating anyone else’s needs but your own. Build your dream vacation home on the beach without having to worry about planning around someone else’s kids.
And don’t worry, there won’t be any extreme reactions or guilt-tripping here! Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual paradise. So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. After all, it’s not your resp to ensure someone else has a travel buddy, right? 😉
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 2398 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 141 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).
Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 6375 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 152 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 2216 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.
Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.
Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 2758 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 115 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.
Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?
So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 9402 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3361 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 231 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.
So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 6200 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 6779 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 6804 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 71 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!
And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!
So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 1489 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 8633 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 34 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Votes: | 9578 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2047 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
Come in to just go through minecraft.
Can’t we argue?)
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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 5759 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 161 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4257 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 49 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Overview |
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| Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here! |
| We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st. |
| There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+ |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is PVP allowed on the server? | No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties. |
| What mods are included in the custom modpack? | The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. |
| Are there any age restrictions for players? | The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older. |
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 7739 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 |
I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!
Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!
So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 9226 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 40 | Crops Grown: | 5968 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 6443 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5438 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?
So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 2811 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 4923 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 5224 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 74 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 166 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 199 |
I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.
So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.
