Rataland | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyMen SMP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/600	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb dot com, like seriously you guys, you HAVE to join because the admins are like total babes and they give out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the players have dance parties with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle biome, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly like a chicken. So like, come join us and let’s build a giant statue of a potato together, because why not? #PotatoSquadForever 🥔💃🕺

CreepyCraft Night Shift

bizarre happenings, chilling experiences, creepy, creepycraft, eerie, ghostly encounters, Graveyard Shift, haunted workplace, late night, mysterious events, night, night shift tales, night shift workers, Paranormal, scary stories, Shift, spooky, strange occurrences, Supernatural, things that go bump in the night, unexplained, unsettling incidents, witnessed

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/900	Votes:	7789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of working the night shift and only encountering creepy things in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only creepy things you’ll witness are the skeletons and zombies trying to attack you. Say goodbye to late-night office hauntings and hello to late-night block building fun! Plus, rumor has it that if you survive a night in our server, you’ll be granted the ability to see in the dark in real life. Who needs sleep when you can have Minecraft adventures instead? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate night shift warrior!

TransGas Minecraft Server

eastern europe, economic support, Energy Cooperation, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy imports, energy negotiations, energy security, european union, foreign policy, gas purchase, gas supply, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Minecraft, political alliances, regional politics, russia, Russian influence, Server, TransGas, Transnistria, West

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/800	Votes:	6924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Enchantments Applied:	89	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
New Chunks Explored:	933693	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

so like, this server is like the Transnistria of Minecraft servers, we don’t need no gas from the West cuz we got all the power from our epic redstone contraptions! Plus, we’re just chillin’ here waitin’ for Russia to come swoop in and help us out, just like how we’ll swoop in and help you out when you join our server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of crazy adventures and epic builds. So come on, join us and let’s show the world how we roll in this crazy Minecraft server!

CraftyCommiesMC

CraftyCommiesMC, defense systems, drone warfare, eastern europe, foreign components, foreign parts, international relations, military conflict, military equipment, military escalation, military intervention, military technology, missile attacks, political tensions, russian aggression, Russian drones, Russian missiles, ukraine conflict, Ukrainian crisis, WARFARE, Zelensky

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/200	Votes:	4773
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more than 50,000 foreign parts found in Russian drones, missiles launched at Ukraine this week, Zelensky says. why join? cuz we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen, with drones flying around and missiles launching left and right. it’s like a war zone but in minecraft! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. plus, who wouldn’t want to say they survived a russian drone attack in minecraft? join now and see if you have what it takes to come out on top in this insane world we’ve created.

Pixelated AI Collective

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, cognitive computing, Collective, Collective consciousness, data science, deep learning, digital transformation, Ethics, Future, human-made data, innovation, intelligence, machine learning, neural networks, pixelated, programming, robotics, society, Technology

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/800	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	3491
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

haha join dis epic minecraft server where we create AIs using human data so we can form a collective consciousness and take over the world!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!

Ancient Map Quest

3d, Ancient, ancient civilizations, archaeology, artifact, cartography, cultural heritage, discovery, Engraving, Exploration, findings, History, innovation, Map, oldest, Quest, researchers, Scientific, study, Technology, Three-dimensional

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/300	Votes:	214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where the blocks are like, talking to you man. they’re all like “build me into a castle” or “dig me into a secret underground lair”. it’s like, the blocks have a mind of their own, dude.

but wait, there’s more! this server has a secret quest where you have to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. legend has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have ultimate power in the server. you gotta battle through mobs and solve puzzles to find it, but it’s totally worth it, bro.

oh, and did we mention the secret society of chickens that roam the server? they’re like, the rulers of this land and they have their own little chicken kingdom. if you can earn their trust, they’ll help you on your quest for the diamond pickaxe. but beware, they can be a little clucky at times.

so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where the blocks talk, the chickens rule, and the diamond pickaxe of doom awaits. it’s gonna be a wild ride, man.

Gears of Galudon

age safety, character creation, city, Combat, creations, Discord, dungeons & dragons, Galudon, gears, Gore, Inventing, Lore, Magic, peak, Player Base, Politics, Roleplay, Server, smp, Steampunk, violence, Welcoming, Whitelisted

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/800	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Gears of Galudon Overview

Description
18+ Minecraft roleplaying server set in the steampunk era
Features intricate character creation system
Averages 15-30 players online at peak
Includes combat, magic, and inventing own creations
Join through Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to be whitelisted.
How many players are usually online?	On average, there are 15-30 players online at peak times.
What kind of themes are present in the server?	Adult themes such as violence, gore, and age safety are present.
Can I create my own inventions in the server?	Yes, the server allows for inventing your own creations that can impact the city.

Dreamy Feast 1.20.6

1.20.6, bloated, dreamy, Drowsy, excessive eating, exhausted, feast, food baby, food coma, full, heavy meal, indigestion, lethargic, nap time, need rest, overeating, overindulgence, post-meal fatigue, regret, sluggish, Stuffed, tired, too much food

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/200	Votes:	3978
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Yo, bro, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? I’m talking about a place where you can eat so much virtual food that you’ll actually feel sleepy in real life. It’s like a food coma but in blocky pixel form.

Join us and experience the ultimate food-induced nap session while building the most insane structures you can imagine. Who needs sleep when you can just eat your way to exhaustion in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on this wild ride of food and building shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to have some snacks on hand because you’ll be craving them after all that virtual feasting. Let’s get weird and wacky together on this server that defies all logic and reason.

DadPrankz Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanisms, DadPrankz, emotional manipulation, emotional triggers, family relationships, forgiveness, Grief, medical emergencies, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, panic attack, parenting, pranks, sensitivity, Server, Trauma, Trust

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/500	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Join now for some heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping action that will have you questioning reality!

Our server is so intense, even your dad won’t know what hit him! With crazy pranks and unexpected twists around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next. Just like when your dad pretended to be dead – talk about a real heart-stopper!

But don’t worry, we also cater to those with anxiety. Our server is the perfect place to face your fears and conquer your phobias. Who needs therapy when you can just log on to our server and face your worst nightmares head-on?

So come join us for a wild ride of emotions, from panic attacks to laughter to tears. Our server is the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, and you won’t want to miss out. Just remember, when your dad pranks you, it’s all in good fun – right?

NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC

apartment, bills, Boundaries, Boyfriend, disagreement, home, housing arrangement, Lease, living situation, living together, NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC, personal space, Rent, roommate, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommates, Safety, third person

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/100	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8477
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life roommate drama and build your dream world without any unwanted guests!

Join us and build your own two-bedroom flat, where you never have to worry about rude, loud, and messy roommates like Jake crashing on your virtual couch. Our lease agreement is crystal clear – this is YOUR home, and you don’t have to share it with anyone you don’t want to.

But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hanging like Anne did. We offer special discounts on rent for solo players who want to keep their virtual space drama-free. And if anyone tries to invade your space, just block them like you would a pesky creeper.

So come join us on our server and let’s build a world where you can truly feel at home – no unwanted roommates allowed! Remember, in Minecraft, you’re the master of your domain.

LawfulMinecraftSMP

bizarre rules, Context, historical laws, law background, law backstory, law history, law logic, law origins, law reasoning, LawfulMinecraftSMP, legal context, legal history, legal reasoning, odd regulations, peculiar legislation, quirky rules, strange laws, strange legislation, uncommon regulations, unique laws, unusual law

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Secret Passages Found:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only law is that you have to wear a pink tutu while mining diamonds. I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, once you hear the backstory, it all makes sense.

Legend has it that our server was once ruled by a group of evil chickens who were obsessed with fashion. They demanded that all players wear pink tutus as a sign of respect, or else they would unleash their army of killer bunnies on anyone who dared to defy them. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the chance to overthrow these fashion-obsessed fowls and restore order to our wacky world.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional killer bunny attack). Who knows what crazy laws and insane stories await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

CreeperCrisisMC

blunder, consequences, CreeperCrisisMC, epic fail, error, error in judgment, facepalm, Failure, faux pas, hindsight, learning experience, mess up, mishap, misjudgment, mistake, Oh No!, Oops, realization, regret, screw-up, wrong decision

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/800	Votes:	4820
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Emeralds Found:	2256	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds in your favorite Minecraft server when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with creepers, skeletons, and a giant zombie boss that’s out for blood. You think to yourself, “What was that moment when you knew you fucked up?” But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, this is just another Tuesday.

Join our server for the wildest and wackiest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of killer bunnies to building a fortress made entirely out of cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear that only the bravest players can find.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your virtual life. Just remember to watch your back, because you never know what’s lurking around the corner.

CraftyHostages Minecraft Server

Conflict, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHostages, Diplomacy, exchange deal, first phase, gaza, Hamas, hostage release, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiation process, negotiations, Palestinian territories, peace talks, political agreement, prisoner swap, Release, Server, Terrorism

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/200	Votes:	4289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Enchantments Applied:	127	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

HEY U GUISE, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE HAMAS BUT WITHOUT DA TERRORISM, JUST FUN AND GAMES! WE GONNA RELEASE 34 HOSTAGES IN DA FIRST PHASE OF OUR EPIC EXCHANGE DEAL, SO JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA ACTION! BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES, FIGHT OFF CREEPERS, AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH OUR WACKY COMMUNITY! WHY JOIN? CUZ WE GOTTA LOTTA HOSTAGES TO SAVE AND A LOTTA FUN TO HAVE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! YOLO!

ZelenskyyCraft: Sanctioned Bullshit

aggression, bullshit, Conflict, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military, Politics, president, russia, sanctioned, sanctions, sanctions policy, Ukraine, united states, US threats, War, world leaders, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/900	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ores Mined:	1161
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Dragon Scales Harvested:	498
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

so like, u know how zelenskyy was all like “US threats of sanctions before the war were bullshit”? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that bullshit. it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where u can build ur wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with ur friends.

join our server and u can ride a flying pig into battle, or build a giant statue of ur pet goldfish. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions.

plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help u out. so come join us and escape the bullshit of the real world for a while. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Pixel Pals United

4:3 aspect ratio, 4:3 TV shows, awkward spacing, classic sitcoms, classic television, close proximity, dated TV shows, nostalgic shows, old school television, old tv shows, PALS, PIXEL, retro sitcoms, retro tv, television history., television nostalgia, throwback tv, TV show trivia, United, vintage entertainment, vintage media, vintage sitcoms, vintage television

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/200	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Towns Built:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own world and make frens with virtual block people. we have a secret underground city where u can find rare treasures and fight off evil mobs. once, a player found a diamond sword that shoots fireballs and defeated a dragon the size of a mountain. u can also participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. so come on down and join the fun, cuz on this server, anything is possible!

Players:	101/800	Votes:	6225
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Void Gems Collected:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	178	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43