RareEarthsRumble | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mines Excavated:	4465

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	724
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magic Items Found:	3782
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Towns Built:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

Zyroncraft.mcserv.fun:26955

Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

play.minerage.fun:19132

Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Buildings Constructed:	21

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Animals Bred:	117	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8994
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, consumerism, convenience, CraftyCreeperz, cryptocurrency, fast fashion, influencer culture, instant gratification, invention, mindfulness, Minimalism, modern life, Overrated, self driving cars, smartphones, social media, streaming services, Technology, trend, virtual reality

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old trends and inventions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert. So why waste your time on overrated trends when you can join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

HolyCraft: Arrested for Blocks & Trafficking

Abuse, arrest, arrested, blocks, charges, child abuse, Community, crime, cult leader, Exploitation, Followers, guatemala, Holycraft, human trafficking, investigation, Jewish, leader, legal proceedings, Orthodox, Religious, scandal, trafficking, ultra-Orthodox

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6347
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Runes Activated:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magic Items Found:	7804	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest cult leaders from around the world! Our latest addition is an ultra-orthodox Jewish cult leader who got arrested in Guatemala for some wild stuff. But hey, that just adds to the excitement of our server! Who knows what kind of shenanigans he’ll get up to next? Join now for a truly unique and insane gaming experience. Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

adolescence, childhood neglect, cognitive development., emotional neglect, Lane, Memory, Minecraft, neglect adolescence, neglect adulthood, neglect cognitive abilities, neglect consequences, neglect effects, neglect emotional impact, neglect findings, neglect impact, neglect long term effects, neglect memory development, neglect research, neglect study, physical neglect, Server, Working Memory, young adulthood

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mines Excavated:	2849	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from your neglectful childhood and build a world where you are the ultimate ruler! forget about your slow working memory abilities, on our server you will be a genius mastermind creating epic structures and battling dragons like a pro! experience emotional and physical neglect in real life? no problem, on our server you will be showered with love and attention from our friendly community of players. join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Bloom SMP

Bloom, Community, Connection, Discord, Events, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Server, smp, smp server, Survival, Website

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Welcome to Bloom SMP

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti-griefing

Cross play

A welcoming community

An active Discord

A friendly staff team

Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

Bloom SMP FAQ

Q: Is Bloom SMP modded?	A: No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
Q: What versions can I join on?	A: You can join on versions 1.9 – 1.21.4.
Q: Is there a Discord server?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP has an active Discord server. You can join it here.
Q: Are there events on Bloom SMP?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

Lost Kingdoms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Casual Sex, Dumb virgin question, experimentation, Exploration, female friend, finding a girl, high standards, horny, Intimacy, Kingdoms, losing virginity, Lost, love, no commitment, no romance, nonjudgmental, open-minded, physically intimate, SETTLE, sex, sexual desires, VIRGINITY

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8037
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Zombie Dances:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find a girl to be physically intimate with without any commitment? Look no further, our server is the place to be! We have a community of female players who are open to casual encounters, just like you! Lose your virginity in a virtual world without any strings attached. Join now and satisfy your horny desires with no pressure for love or commitment. Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to explore your sexuality in a safe and fun environment. See you in the game!

Players:	108/400	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mines Excavated:	2145	Divine Spears Created:	26
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5