Oh, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens in top hats, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve the Sheep Shearer and Enderman Ed, who’s always losing his blocks. So come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will! Second season? Oh, honey, we’re just getting started!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
Animals Bred: 89 Crops Grown: 4485
Rainbows Spotted: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
Holy Grails Found: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Servers

  • The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

    The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where ponies roam free and players can ride them into battle against evil mobs! Our server is home to the largest population of magical ponies in the Minecraft world, and they are always looking for new friends to join their ranks.

    But beware, these ponies are not your average horses. They have special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes and flying through the sky on glittery wings. So if you want to ride a pony that can take you to the moon and back, this is the place for you!

    Join us on our epic quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie pigmen. Only with the help of our trusty ponies can we hope to save the world from destruction.

    So saddle up, grab your diamond sword, and come join us on this wild and wacky adventure! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pony dance party or a rainbow unicorn parade. The possibilities are endless on our official pony thread Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6877 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SandwichSis Minecraft Server

    SandwichSis Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you want to escape the tyranny of your golden sibling? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build a world where you are the favorite child, where your game development skills are celebrated, and where sandwiches are only made for those who deserve them.

    On our server, you can escape the clutches of your gymnastics-obsessed sister and show off your true talents. No more being told to feed your sibling or being forced to stick up for someone who bullies you. Here, you are the star of the show and your grandparents will have your back no matter what.

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and leave behind the drama of family favoritism. Build, create, and thrive in a world where you are the true MVP. See you on the server!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Gods Slained: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SisSneakNoMore – Momma’s Watchful Eye

    SisSneakNoMore – Momma’s Watchful Eye
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a part of the game, it’s a way of life! Join us for some family-friendly fun and chaos that will make your real-life problems seem like a walk in the park.

    Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along and plays nicely? Well, look no further! On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, dealing with in-law drama, and making tough decisions that will impact your virtual relationships.

    Join us for epic battles over birthday party invitations, secret rendezvous to celebrate milestones, and heated arguments over who gets to see your virtual daughter. With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment – unless you count the moments when you’re crying over your dysfunctional family relationships.

    So, if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience, challenge your morals, and make you question your own sanity, come join us! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you on your toes?

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCraze: Mine, Build, Explore!

    CraftyCraze: Mine, Build, Explore!
    If money was no problem, I would spend my days ruling over my Minecraft server like a benevolent dictator. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a unicorn through a rainbow-filled wonderland, or battling a dragon with nothing but a block of dirt and sheer determination. Who needs real life when you can spend your days building epic castles and trolling your friends with invisible potions? So come on, join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Crops Grown: 2269
    Chimeras Created: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DesertingTroopsMC Server

    DesertingTroopsMC Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops deserting ukraine frontline but in a totally hilarious way!!! watch as they try to build their own little village but keep getting distracted by creepers and end up blowing everything up!! it’s a total riot, you won’t want to miss out on this wacky adventure!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your own hilarious schemes!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Runes Activated: 0
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UkrainianDroneDrama

    UkrainianDroneDrama
    LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 10 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 12
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Emeralds Found: 4099
    Ores Mined: 7523 Enchanted Armories Found: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Touching Universe Craft

    Touching Universe Craft
    so like, u know how everything in the universe was once touching? well, on this server, we bring that idea to life! join us and experience the ultimate touchy-feely minecraft adventure!

    imagine a world where every block, every mob, every player is constantly touching each other. it’s like a big minecraft hug fest!

    we have special events like the annual “touch-a-thon” where players compete to see who can touch the most things in a limited time. it’s intense, trust me.

    our community is super friendly and always ready to lend a helping hand (or block) when you need it. we even have a secret handshake that involves building a tower of dirt in under 30 seconds.

    so come join us on this wacky, touchy-feely minecraft server and let’s get touchy together!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server

    Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server
    Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds literally rain from the sky. Yes, you heard me right, RAINING DIAMONDS!

    But that’s not even the best part. On this server, you can ride around on giant chickens, build houses out of candy canes, and even battle evil llamas in epic gladiator-style arenas. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties that happen every night.

    If you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure like no other, then you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Animals Bred: 60 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Boom Time Minecraft SMP

    Boom Time Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a drone on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the monotony! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling epic bosses, and uncovering hidden treasures.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground city filled with ancient artifacts and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those other Minecraft players who’s boss. And remember, aew dynamite will return to its former glory ratings tomorrow and there’s nothing ya drones can do about it!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MotelBlockerCraft

    MotelBlockerCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battle? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to stay within the school district boundaries… just kidding, that’s not a rule here!

    Our server is like a halfway house motel, but with way more fun and way less sketchiness. We promise your son won’t be sleeping in our pool, but he might end up loving it so much he won’t want to leave! And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay for your stay here – in fact, we’ll pay you to play!

    So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only legal bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you rack up from playing too much Minecraft. Your ex might be furious, but we guarantee you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Let’s build some blocks and leave the custody battles behind – unless you want to battle it out in a PvP arena, then we’re totally down for that too!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 468 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ADHD Craft: Adulting & Mining Fun

    ADHD Craft: Adulting & Mining Fun
    So, like, yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama riding a rollercoaster! We got so many peeps with ADHD up in here, it’s like a party all the time! Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the chaos and excitement of trying to build a house while being constantly distracted by shiny things!

    We got more stimulant medication than a pharmacy, so you can stay focused and build the most epic creations ever! Plus, we have so many wacky adventures and quests that you’ll never be bored. And don’t worry about filling your prescription, we got you covered with our virtual pharmacy that never runs out of stock!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your ADHD flag fly high as you conquer the Minecraft world in the most hilarious and unpredictable way possible! Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Zelda’s Minecraft Server: Echoes of Wisdom

    Zelda’s Minecraft Server: Echoes of Wisdom
    Are you tired of Zelda threatening you with her tri-rod just because there’s no Echoes of Wisdom thread? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have an entire kingdom dedicated to Echoes of Wisdom! Join us and avoid getting smacked by Zelda’s tri-rod while exploring mystical lands and battling epic monsters. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary Triforce hidden within our server, you’ll gain ultimate power and become the ruler of all Minecraft realms. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your quest for glory and avoid Zelda’s wrath!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 31 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 65 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Touchdown Minecraft SMP

    Touchdown Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a noob at American football? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to turn you into the ultimate gridiron guru! Join us and you’ll learn all about touchdowns, field goals, and why they call it a pigskin.

    But wait, there’s more! Our classification system is so wacky, you’ll be scratching your head in confusion for days. Forget about boring old rules, we make up our own as we go along. And who needs football when you can watch players punch each other in the face in our boxing/MMA arena?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the MVP of the virtual gridiron!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Chimeras Created: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Niblings Rescue Minecraft Server

    Niblings Rescue Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets child rearing! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Brenda, Sarah, James, Jack, Jane, and Tara.

    Imagine a server where promises of support are made and broken faster than you can say “diamonds.” Witness the epic showdown between a childfree hero and a meddling mother who just can’t keep her opinions to herself. Will you be the one to call out the BS and shake things up like never before?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of family pressure and obligation as you navigate through the chaos of adoption and abandonment. Will you be the one to save the day and keep the kids from being split up, or will you watch it all unfold from the sidelines?

    Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable morals, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama and excitement right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Demon Skulls Collected: 22
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TurkeyCraft2021

    TurkeyCraft2021
    🤣 Welcome to the most dramatic Minecraft server ever! Are you ready to join a server where family feuds are taken to a whole new level? Look no further!

    👶 Picture this: you and your Minecraft hubby just had a baby, but oh no, the in-laws are causing chaos over the baby’s name! They wanted a tradition where each generation alternates grandparents’ names, but you and your hubby said “nah” and chose a name they didn’t like. Cue the drama!

    📱 Blocking family members on your phone? Check. Awkward holiday gatherings? Double check. This server has it all! Join us for a wild ride of family drama and baby name battles.

    🤯 Will you stand your ground like a Minecraft boss and protect your little one’s name? Or will you cave under the pressure of family expectations? The choice is yours on this outrageous Minecraft server!

    💥 So come on and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of family drama and guilt trips? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now! #MinecraftFamilyFeuds #BabyNameBattleRoyale 🍼

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 18
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 3304

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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