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| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 2697 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
so, like, u know how some people are just, like, super cray cray? well, this server is like that but in a good way. we got rainbow sheep, flying pigs, and even a secret club for llamas who can do the macarena.
join us if u wanna be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor that makes u look like a disco ball.
oh, and did i mention that our owner is a russian spy who once saved the world from a zombie apocalypse using only a block of dirt and a fishing rod? true story, bro.
so, what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever. just watch out for the rainbow creepers, they like to explode in a shower of glitter.
