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| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 9968 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8678 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
so, like, u know how some people are just, like, super cray cray? well, this server is like that but in a good way. we got rainbow sheep, flying pigs, and even a secret club for llamas who can do the macarena.
join us if u wanna be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor that makes u look like a disco ball.
oh, and did i mention that our owner is a russian spy who once saved the world from a zombie apocalypse using only a block of dirt and a fishing rod? true story, bro.
so, what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever. just watch out for the rainbow creepers, they like to explode in a shower of glitter.
