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| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 6814 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 20 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
so, like, u know how some people are just, like, super cray cray? well, this server is like that but in a good way. we got rainbow sheep, flying pigs, and even a secret club for llamas who can do the macarena.
join us if u wanna be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor that makes u look like a disco ball.
oh, and did i mention that our owner is a russian spy who once saved the world from a zombie apocalypse using only a block of dirt and a fishing rod? true story, bro.
so, what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever. just watch out for the rainbow creepers, they like to explode in a shower of glitter.
TimTheTatman, also known as Timothy John Betar, is a popular streamer and content creator on Twitch. He is best known for his entertaining gameplay, 
