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| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 9632 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 234 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!
