Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 44
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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