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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 3719 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Buildings Constructed: | 14 |
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!