Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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