| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 8645 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
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| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 1057 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 2805 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3437 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 4460 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 618769 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 222 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 4585 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 | Mines Excavated: | 1541 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8881 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6906 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 775 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 30 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8204 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 9131 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1645 | Emeralds Found: | 633 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 890 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 20 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 5865 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 21 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 4931 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 8064 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 34 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 1698 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 812 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 5317 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Farms Harvested: | 942 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 314 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 175 | New Chunks Explored: | 789025 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 4378 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 14 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 2371 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 195 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 474 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 7565 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 39 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
