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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 9982 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 | Potions Brewed: | 153 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding.
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a majestic Ender Dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of enchanted obsidian and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that defends your land from any intruders.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Matt Kino, who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it that he drops rare loot every time he logs on, so be sure to keep an eye out for him!
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!
