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Kirsche’s Craze Minecraft Server

Backlash, cancel culture, controversy, CRAZE, entertainment industry, fanbase, internet culture, internet drama, JOKE, JP VTuber, Kirsche fan, Kirsches, Minecraft, Online Community, online fandom, online outrage, Server, social media, tweet, unironic, viral tweet, Virtual idol, virtual personality, Vtuber

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you Kirsche fans out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous jokes and crazy adventures. We promise you won’t be crucified for having a sense of humor here (unless you’re into that sort of thing). So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Future Star Minecraft SMP

actress, autistic Hollywood, Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers, california girl, capeshit, Celebrity, entertainment industry, film career, film industry, Future, Hollywood actress, leading lady, Minecraft, movie star, on-screen talent, popular actress, rising star, smp, star, Star of screen, SuperHero, talented performer, upcoming projects

Join our Minecraft SMP where you can witness the epic battle between Star of screen and capeshit, California Girl, and autistic Hollywood “It,” Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers! Will they team up to build the greatest castle the server has ever seen, or will they engage in a fierce PvP showdown to claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a rollercoaster of drama, adventure, and LOLs!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	188
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

DadGraveNoGoLOL

abandonment, anniversary, anxiety, communication breakdown, dad’s grave, DadGraveNoGoLOL, Disappointment, emotional distress, family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Grief, Guilt, kicked out, mental health, PRESSURE, refusing, Remarried, severe depression, Support

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing blowing up is TNT in the mines! No need to visit any gravesites, unless you want to pay your respects to the Creeper that exploded your house. Our community is full of supportive players who won’t kick you out of the group chat for not attending virtual family gatherings. Plus, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your mom’s remarriage drama. Join now and let’s mine away the stress together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyPrideMC

Accomplishments.., Achievements, CraftyPrideMC, personal growth, Proud, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-achievement, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment

Are you proud of your ability to build epic structures in Minecraft? Well, prepare to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Join us and show off your mad skills while riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchantments Applied:	118	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Clown Based Minecraft Server

Based, Clown, clowns, Court, Digimon, Dragon Quest Monsters, Effort, games, ideas, japanese fans, Kaka, lawsuit failed, Minecraft, Nationality, Nintendo, nothingburger, Pocket Pair lawsuit, retard ninteniggers, Seething, Server, Shin Megami Tensei

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magic Items Found:	5255	Love Letters Sent:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

art, atrocious art, bad art, Burnout, CSM, drawing talent, Fujimoto, gege, Horikoshi, incomplete art, inconsistent art, Jjk, Manga, Master, mha, Minecraft, PIXEL, rough artwork, series, shonen jump, smp, stylistic choice

Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

JobBlock Minecraft Server

career, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, exhaustion, family, financial burden, household chores, JobBlock, Marriage, Minecraft, Overtime, overwhelmed, parenting, part time, Resentment, responsibilities, sacrifice, second job, Server, Support, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ShoelessSpouseCraft

clog slides, cold shoulder, Communication, discussing boundaries, emotional response, family dynamics, giving away belongings, Marriage, misunderstanding, new shoes, Pregnancy, pregnant cousin, resolving conflicts, ShoelessSpouseCraft, Shoes, silent treatment, size difference, slipper/shoe, tight finances, uncomfortable shoes, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	188
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

#revelation, Astonishing, astonishing realization, eye-opening, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, mind-blowing discovery, new information, recent discovery, shocking news, Shocking.., ShookCraft, Startling, startling fact, Stunning, Surprising, surprising revelation, Ultimate, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, unexpected information

Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

clinical trials, DoubleDoseCraft, Effectiveness, health, HIV, HIV prevention, HIV transmission., immune response, immunization, infectious diseases, medical advancements, Minecraft, Prevention, public health, research, Server, Treatment, two-dose schedule, vaccination strategy, vaccine development, vaccine efficacy, Vaccines, viral infections

so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Mines Excavated:	2806
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

Armed Forces, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarfare, Defense, Diplomacy, Domestically produced weapons, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Military depots, military strategy, Politics, president, russia, SECURITY, strike, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8903	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

bathroom, blocky, bodily functions, Calls, discomfort, emergency, go, INCONVENIENCE, Issue, Minecraft, Nature, Need, POL, Problem, problem with nature, Problems, Relief, restroom, Server, Situation, TOILET, UNCOMFORTABLE, Urgency, Urgent

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	457
Dimension Hops:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

BlockyBae, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NoPlansNoNiece

3 year old, Angry, Babysitting, Call, DESPERATE, family, last Saturday, mood, Netflix, Niece, NoPlansNoNiece, Plans, refusal, Relax, selfish, sibling, sister, Upset, Urgent, work

Are you tired of babysitting your niece and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from annoying family responsibilities!

Join our server and leave your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome mobs – all without a care in the world!

Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into babysitting again. Instead, join our server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs family when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	69298	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Villages Defended:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Hatewatchers United

ANNOYING, culture, different taste, dislike, Entertainment, film, hate watch, Hatewatchers, Mainstream, Media, Movie, not a fan, not for me, Opinions, Overrated, Popular, series, television, trend, tv show, United, unpopular opinion

Are you tired of being surrounded by people who worship a certain movie or TV show that you just can’t stand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where all the characters from that annoying show have been banished to a faraway island where they can’t bother you anymore. Build your own castle, mine for diamonds, and laugh maniacally as you watch those pesky characters try to survive without their precious fans. Trust us, it’s a cathartic experience you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ores Mined:	5156
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1