Have you ever heard of someone quitting their job because they found a secret portal to a magical Minecraft server filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted creepers? Yeah, neither have we! But that’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on our server. Join us for a wild ride of epic quests, crazy builds, and unexpected twists that will have you saying “I quit my job to play on this server” in no time. So what are you waiting for? Jump through the portal and let the madness begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
Astral Projections Made: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Zombie Dances: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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