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NoBabysitPlsLOL

Address, Babysitting, children, cordial, Decline, free childcare, inappropriate, Kindness, neighbor, Neighborly, new year’s day, NoBabysitPlsLOL, single woman, spa day, taking advantage, Tension, Toddler, Unannounced, vacation, work from home, young

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you won’t find any pesky neighbors trying to pawn off their kids on you!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any unexpected visits from toddlers. Our server is a child-free zone, so you can focus on crafting your dream world without any interruptions.

Say goodbye to unwanted babysitting duties and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t find a more peaceful and drama-free gaming experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the neighborly drama behind!

HackLifeNotSMP

best kept secret, clever trick, efficiency, game changer, genius idea, hack of all hacks, HackLifeNotSMP, Hidden Gem, insider knowledge, life hack, life improvement, ninja trick, organization, personal growth, pro tip, productivity, secret tip, self improvement, smart solution, time-saving, useful advice

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the holy grail of servers, I swear! Like, you know when you find a life hack so good you almost don’t want to share it? Well, this server is like that, but on steroids!

So, get this, the admins on this server are actually aliens from outer space who have come to Earth to teach us how to build the most insane redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen. I’m talking automatic farms that harvest diamonds and spawn in rare mobs like unicorns and dragons. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but for Minecraft!

And the best part? The currency on this server is actually bacon. That’s right, you can trade bacon for enchanted gear, rare blocks, and even your own personal army of zombie pigmen. It’s like living in a bacon-filled dream world, I can’t even handle it!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself, then you need to join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a vegetarian, in which case, you might want to sit this one out. #BaconIsLife #MinecraftMadness #JoinNowOrRegretForever

CelebOopsForgiven

CelebOopsForgiven, celebrity apologies, celebrity behavior, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity mistakes, celebrity scandals, controversy, forgiveness, Forgotten, media scrutiny, public image, public opinion, public perception, Redemption, redemption arc, redemption stories, second chances, societal amnesia, societal forgiveness, TABLOID NEWS

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5503	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about forgiveness or forgetting because we have a whole town dedicated to scandalous celebrity behavior! Build your own scandalous mansion, host wild parties, and maybe even start a feud with a rival player over who wore the same dress better. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that Justin Bieber once tried to grief our server but ended up getting banned for trying to build a statue of himself made entirely out of diamonds. Join now and see if you can top that level of chaos!

ZuckCraft: No Fact-Check Zone

#announcement, Accountability, CEO, controversy, decision, Digital, Disinformation, facebook, fact-checking, factcheck, INFORMATION, Integrity, Mark Zuckerberg, Meta, Misinformation, News, Platform, Removal, social media, Technology, transparency, Zone, ZuckCraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3093
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

so, like, u kno how mark zuckerberg is all like “i am the ceo of meta and i control everything” well guess what?! he just announced that there will be NO MORE FACT-CHECKING on our minecraft server! u can say whatever u want and no one will stop u! want to tell everyone u have a pet dragon in real life? go for it! want to claim u can fly in minecraft without wings? no one will fact-check u! join our server for the ultimate freedom of speech and lies! let your imagination run wild and make up the most outrageous stories ever! who needs facts when u have our server?! come join us now and let the lies begin!

Radioactive Neuroblastoma Protection Server

cell damage, cell protection, cell research, DNA damage, DNA protection, exposure durations, exposure effects, human cells, human health, menadione, menadione exposure, neuroblastoma, neuroblastoma cells, oxidative damage, oxidative DNA damage, Oxidative Stress, Protection, Protective Effects, radioactive, radiofrequency, radiofrequency exposure, research, Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2902	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3806

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of radiofrequency exposure will protect you from all the dangers of the game! forget about creepers blowing up your precious builds, with our special technology, you’ll be safe from all harm.

our players have reported feeling invincible after just a few hours of gameplay, thanks to the magical properties of radiofrequency exposure. no need to worry about pesky menadione causing oxidative DNA damage, we’ve got you covered!

join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, the ultimate protection from all the baddies in the game. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience minecraft like never before. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness today!

I dont now Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, Gaming, I dont now, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7084	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	374
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mines Excavated:	4706
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Emeralds Found:	4727	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

The owner of the server “I dont now” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

idontnowt.aternos.me:14927

Carnival Adventure 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventure, attraction, BIZARRE, Carnival, circus, clowns, costume, desire, Entertainment, FANTASY, fear, fetish, humor, kink, Laughter, makeup, Performance, role-play, sex, strange, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Mines Excavated:	4342
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Hey bros, you won’t believe the wild shenanigans happening on this Minecraft server! Imagine this: sex with clowns! Yeah, you heard me right. Clown lovin’ in Minecraft, who would’ve thought? Join for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. Don’t miss out on the chance to get freaky with those colorful, floppy-shoed jesters. It’s a whole new level of absurdity that you never knew you needed in your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the clown love begin!

Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server

breathalyzer, Cabin, Camera, car battery, court ordered, Dads, Driving, dwi, family, iritated, Minecraft, Mountain, off the grid, off the grid cabin, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Rual, rural cabin, Safety, Scared, Server, Sobriety, suspended license, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about drunk driving dads or breathalyzers in cars! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no court-ordered breathalyzer drama.

On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.

Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!

MIL-Free Zone Craft

#breastfeeding, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Craft, Cultural differences, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family relationships, grandparenting, in-law relationships, Manipulation, MILFree, mother-in-law, narcissistic behavior, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, self-care, support system, toxic relationships, working mom, Zone

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Crops Grown:	3809	Players Killed by Monsters:	9135
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Zombie Dances:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

LePenCraft96

aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	2747	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

Home Phone Hideout

cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Animals Bred:	64
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9074
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	307	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

Players:	92/400	Votes:	4755
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11