| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 5370 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 6800 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
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| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 5502 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 971 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 3323 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 217614 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 561 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5796 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 5199 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 1913 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Votes: | 9689 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 3825 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 3284 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 38 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 122 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 6096 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4113 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 2367 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Votes: | 9062 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3690 | New Chunks Explored: | 95865 |
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 561 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 | Mines Excavated: | 3924 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Potions Brewed: | 164 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 1041 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2553 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 245 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 1151 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Void Gems Collected: | 30 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 323 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 4704 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 7534 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Votes: | 2811 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 400 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 12 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 3254 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 7099 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 193 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 2399 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 3449 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7983 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 58 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
