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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found: 1654 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Potions Brewed: 170
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Star Shards Collected: 120

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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