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Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 5
Meteorites Collected: 2 Potions Brewed: 135
Animals Bred: 43 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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