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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 5800 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 |
Picture this: a server where the admins are actually unicorns in disguise and the mobs are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a diamond sword) when you need it.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, because you might just end up with a pet creeper named Steve).
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the chickens bowing down to you in no time.