Quietest Board Minecraft SMP Shill

Board, dump the price, Escape, Internets, lmao, lol, Minecraft, Quietest, quietest board, Shill, shilling, sidelined, smp

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391
Void Gems Collected:	40	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t steal from your fellow players, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: a server where the admins are actually unicorns in disguise and the mobs are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a diamond sword) when you need it.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, because you might just end up with a pet creeper named Steve).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the chickens bowing down to you in no time.

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4798	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8325	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8010
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Farms Harvested:	947
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1036	Void Gems Collected:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7679
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2566
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4863	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Buildings Constructed:	29
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Farms Harvested:	788

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Star Shards Collected:	189
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Crops Grown:	8881
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5609

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Emeralds Found:	2045	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6744
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3378
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Potions Brewed:	181	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?